Lonely London Lad's "Lolo"

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LYRICS:
"Lolo"

Got a vagina made in China
But I got my chest in the west
Pure as snow silicone jelly
For me nothing but the best

Got an apple-bottom butt in Butte
With the tight jeans it's lookin pretty cute
Got two stilettos by Geppetto
Pinocchio points made o' metal

Me name's not Lola but Lolo
A lollipop candy shop pogo
Treacle apple pickled marshmallow
Fondante torso like a cello

I'm just a holometabolous homo sapien
Man to woman metamorphosing ape again
Holometabolous homo sapien
Man to woman metamorphosing ape again

A licorice tutti frutti fellow
Sweet body bits made of jello
Recently out of botox detox
Sportin' red white and blue Reeboks

I dream about San Francisco
A rainbow halo of Day-Glo
My favorite dress is a tutu
So long as it's pink and see through through

Sometimes I feel pretty mixed up
Sometimes I feel beyond fixing up
Sometimes I wake up wearing make up
Sometimes I mess up when dressing up

I'm just a holometabolous homo sapien
Man to woman metamorphosing ape again
Holometabolous homo sapien
Man to woman metamorphosing ape again

Bully me for ballet
Boat me off to Bali
Beat me in the alley
Buggered in the galley

Bandy boy for girl
Trading rock for pearl
Swapping leaf for flower
Got no time to shower

Boys just have no fun
Always on the run
Trying to undress
Gets me so depressed

When I am old and long in the tooth
Shall I look back and say I goofed
An unwitting player in a gender spoof
I once was a man but have no proof

My life is sweet and sour
Hot flash on the hour
Pills to devour
Facial hair to scour

A doctor in Malaysia
For a scalpel 's got a razor
Put me under with a tazer
Cut as clean as a laser

In an hour had a flower
But was feeling pretty dour
So the doctor perked me up
With a pill of Perc and ups

I was back in candy land
Lollipop in hand
Surgically unmanned
A bike with no kickstand

Then off to Thailand
To get Hawaiian tanned
And start my life afresh
In a dappled cotton dress

I'm just a holometabolous homo sapien
Man to woman metamorphosing ape again
Holometabolous homo sapien
Man to woman metamorphosing ape again

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(C) R. Savage, G. Bazzi-Berneri
(P) Lonely London Lad Records, Inc.
All Rights Reserved.

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[PepperWhite62]

Great song - sadly a catchy tune a macho guy can not sing to himself in public. I wish you would give us Frankenstein for Haloween. Sallutti dal Sicilia. Sono dispiace, vallige mio in Denver!! Alitalia - ignoroso bastardi!!!

[HaisleySnook]

Brilliant as ever!

[Rutle]

I love lolo, the video is awesome

[Visnjevska]

THE KINGS!!! xD Great lad's!

[Stiophain]

Holometabolous, dude! ;)

[FistOfTheDamned]

simply brilliant. love the originality. :)

[trofantos]

Haha ... Really nice one :)

[scottbaioisdead]

second comment cause i'm hip

[kenc54]

Well, so nice to see Lolo again. Such a clever, moving tale of transsexual ambivalence after the fact. And, a lovely cringe factor, too.