George Carlin - Airport Security

George Carlin

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• 1999

[mkhedart0mt0avari]

"This is just a series of things that are pissing me off."

George Carlin's entire career in one sentence.

[tjtheplay]

I like how 911 happened after this.

[jhiller21]

@tjtheplay And all they took on-board were box cutters, perfectly legal back then.

[cruhg]

im not a religious man but george carlin is a saint in my book

[BlackItachi8]

@joezilla29 Very unlikely to happen. Why would I even know that the pilot is allergic? Why would I go to the pilot in the middle of a flight to share my peanut butter with him? That would be a very stupid and unlikely way to crash a plane. O_O

[joezilla29]

@BlackItachi8 You could poison the pilot by feeding him peanut butter if he's allergic.

[naggano2012]

I don't have pet peeves i have major psychotic fucking hatreds.

[tbone81395]

i LOL'ed when he mentioned "...how about a riddle?"

[link123253]

@tjtheplay just proves that he was right... its just an illusion of safety

[RevavaGold]

But George does make a point by saying "they'll take away a gun, but let you keep a knife . . . " . And 911 happened after this, and more.

But when he complains about "who packed your suitcase" he's off base. That is an essential question.

[naveenc69]

@nazirdjon oh the irony of you telling me to get my lazy ass up while you sit at your computer and spread stupid conspiracy shit all of the net. do you really not have anything to do? any girls to fuck? friends to hang out with? or is your job as a janitor at your local strip club not giving you enough pay? just live this life no need to make people believe in your garbage. like seriously? god dam some people are retarded