My Dumbass Friends Pt. 1

This is going to be hopefully the start of a series called "My Dumbass Friends"... Yeah look at me, talking about it like people actually care...

So the other day I went to a Halloween party and my dumbass friends thought it would be lolsy to go dressed up like a bunch of weirdos and walkthrough Safeway. The rest of us moral fags... And me. Went in ahead. We looked around the store and the three bozos came in casually and were acting very mildly disruptive. No one in the store gave two shits... Including the employees, I told them ahead of ahead of time that, that was most likely going to happen but I bet they couldn't hear me because of them laughing so much. Oh wow, look at me now. I'm bad mouthing my friends on the interent like a arrogant hipster douche.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• My
• Dumbass
• Friends
• Walking
• Safeway
• Oregon
• Halloween
• Party
• Costumes
• Ghillie
• Suit
• 2nd
• Skin
• yellow
• Jesus
• Christ
• Russian
• Costume
• Outside
• Night
• Time
• Horribly
• Stupid
• They
• Almost
• Got
• Hit
• By
• Car
• Me
• Mumbling
• Roflecopter

[SirToneyBagels]

WOW!! you actually have friends?

[BeRad117]

@SirToneyBagels

No, I don't have any friends. These are male hookers I paid just to make myself look like tough shit on the internet.

[SirToneyBagels]

@BeRad117 nothing says tuff guy like a dude wearing a skin tight yellow suit with his cawkNbawls poking out.

[BeRad117]

@SirToneyBagels

Damn right.

[SirToneyBagels]

@BeRad117 check your wall you nigger!

[BeRad117]

@SirToneyBagels

*Checks wall and sees nothing*

Nigga! Iz u trollin'?!

[BeRad117]

@ChickenDoodleSauceTV

Fine, he was the guy in the Jesus Suit.

[ChickenDoodleSauceTV]

@BeRad117 okay BlackRaven117! Whatever you say!! hahahahahahahhahaa!!!!!!! u be mad beread!!!!! oohhhh lawl!!!!!!

[BeRad117]

@ChickenDoodleSauceTV

I'm going to censor the living shit out of you if you keep doing that!

Honestly, I don't even know who BlackRaven117 is, I suddenly got a comment from him saying something about me not being him and I replied implying that he is one of my bot accounts acting on the frits.

[ChickenDoodleSauceTV]

@BeRad117 okay BR117 ; ) *whisper* BlackRaven117

[BeRad117]

@ChickenDoodleSauceTV

God Damnit! I'm not BlackRaven117! That guy is a slanderous troll out to get me! You need to watch out for him! 

[ChickenDoodleSauceTV]

hello BlackRaven117 ; )

[BeRad117]

Wow, my camera doesn't look too bad considering...