The I-95 "Asshole" Song **With Lyrics**

The I-95 "Asshole" Song by Fred "August" Campbell

Lyrics:

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.

It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.
Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.

You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.
You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."
And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asss...hole tonight.

http://augustcampbell.blogspot.com/

Category:

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• i-95
• asshole
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• fred
• august
• campbell
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[TheDudeQc]

@481deb

The lyrics are in the description

[TheTruePooka]

Four people cut someone off on I-95 and recognized this song is about them.

[rage1umr]

This song goes out to, firstly and foremostly, every trucker, past and present, driving or not. You are all assholes. Being bigger does not entitle you to anything.

This song also goes out to Texans and Illinoisans. None of you assholes know how to drive. NONE. Texans: Speeding assholes weaving in and out of traffic like you're yee-hawing on a dirt road in your pick'em-up truck. Illinoisans: Slow down, speed up, slow down, speed up. PICK A SPEED, assholes. CRUISE CONTROL.

[dlbennett223]

I am a Maryland driver, and this song goes out to all the Baltimoron drivers, PA drivers, and GOD AWFUL New York drivers!

[sugardaddy215foru]

i dedocate this song 2 all pennsylvania drivers

[maliwahtallhei]

I have to drive I-95 to and from college and I'm on that friggin highway for 2.5 hours both ways. I hate everything about it.

[stauffer301]

@MrManboobie Lmao..

[stauffer301]

@BumbleBee14444  I do it all the time.. Lmao

[stauffer301]

@sugardaddy215foru Lmao , Yes for sure..

[stauffer301]

@Bearwolfwitch "Lmao", I say the same thing about my landlord also. "Lmao"

[stauffer301]

@Bearwolfwitch "Lmao", I would say mine is as well. "Lmao"..

[mikeys316]

@481deb try looking under the video where it says SHOW MORE you would be amazed at the power of that feature