Muff Displays Vicious Fight Tactics to Wow Recruiters

According to my friend, Muff, he has received credible intel that the secretive Kitty Marines -- he's had so much trouble contacting online with his kittenputer -- nevertheless have got wind of his desire to join up and will be observing him today, from a hidden location. He tells me this is his first, maybe only, big chance to impress them and gain the coveted invitation into their ranks. I don't see anything like this as I look about, but what do I, as a human, know of such kitten culture and ways. Wanting to support the troops (whatever the species), and of course wanting my friend to be happy, I do what I can to cheer him on in what he claims is his audition, "Muff Versus Sheetzilla" (though secretly I envy the colorful, spectacular adventures he seems so able to summon).

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Muff
• Vicious Sheet Fighter
• Pt 2