Hinterland's Who's who: VenomfangX

A sub-species of the North American religious jackass, the VenomfangX is perhaps the most prolific at spewing verbal diarrhea.

His range, is the Greater Toronto Area, where he migrates from one end of town to the other, either by car or by public transit.

He is recognizable by his infamous smug grin that would embarrass the Joker. His only goal in life is to prove that everything in the Bible is true and to ignore and censor anyone who believes knows otherwise

The VenomfangX's excrement take the shape of DVD's, that if played will mimic the cry of another species, the Kent Hovind.

Last sightings of this pest have been seen at York University. He is easily spotted due to the fact that he goes about with a camera crew in other to snare and infect people with creationist propaganda.

For more information on the Venom fang X, please consult the entry on the encyclopedia dramatica.


http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Venomfangx

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hinterland
• who's
• Canadian
• York
• university
• Toronto
• Venomfangx
• evangelism

[ceeqanguel]

don't stare at him too hard, he might feel you're vying for dominance and fling his excrements at you, even if he thinks he doesn't come from a monkey

[th3w01fv2]

LOL. He goes have simian tendencies

[TheOldestProfession]

Great stuff, I don't know if the Hinterland's Who's Who plays as well outside of Canada as it does inside, but I thought it was brilliant. You might have mentioned that his mating habits at this time of year involve a box of tissues, a jar of lube, and a dog-eared edition of the Canadian Tire Spring Catalogue.

[th3w01fv2]

Hahahahahhaha good one!

[extape]

Shawn is just being WOTM. Its obvious his only going to use footage to make him look good. I urge everyone to have a camera hidden when Shawn approaches you.

[th3w01fv2]

That is good!! With cellphones now, it's super easy.

[redquas6920]

At least we know the general area where this assclown lives.

[Chuloloc]

Awesome, Wolf. This fucking clown never learns.

[megasangre]

Well done.

[mastaODI56]

this sub species is always succesfully hunted by the superior species the thunderf00t

[tml4873]

Great stuff! :)

[Psycatalyst]

I am guessing he goes to Tyndale College and Seminary

[sputnikowns]

Unfuckingfortunately.

[th3w01fv2]

Thank you for watching my video. We welcome all point of views. Although I should tell you, that alot has happened since this video was produced. You should look around and find out how clean VFX is, he isn't.

[cakeisgod1]

Oh shit he lives in Toronto I could have kick is ass

if I know sooner because live in the same city.time I think I should beat him with is own bible

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

LOL!!! :-D

[manky22]

i didnt know this douchebag was canadian?

[elbowbiter1]

Dear John Q's,

Aw man, this little puke is Canadian?!? Well I suppose it stands to reason that he hails from Toronto ; ) (tee hee)  Great vid, I want to learn flute so I can play that hinterland diddy as I walk down the street in only my athletic support and cumberbun. I'll wink at you ladies pausing only to remind you to check out my ass (and i'll be totally working it because I'll be speed walking).

Smoke weed and fight,

Biter.