Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 37: UB Illin' 2 - Dejected Boogaloo

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Mr. Meany gets a call asking for Ima Stoopidhonkie. The caller turns out to be an old friend...

Meany: Hello again, everybody. Today I'm going to share a list of my least favorite things. It's rather lengthy, so I suggest you settle in with the refreshing beverage of your choice. Here goes. Number 800, bowel cancer. Number 799, Ted Nugent... (Sound of ringing phone) Oh, dear. Excuse me a moment, folks. (Answers.) Who the hell is this? You're interrupting me while I'm making a cartoon.

Voice on phone: Yo, Holmes. I'm looking for my friend, first name Ima, last name Stoopidhonkie. Is she there?

Meany: Oh, Jesus. Who is this, calling me up with this tired, Bart Simpson prank call bullshit? I know your voice.

Voice on phone: A lot of folks on Xratnormal got the same voice as me. We only got like four voices to go around.

Meany: No, I know you, I'm sure of it. Tell me who you are, you coward!

Voice on phone: Yo, I ain't no coward! You say that again, I come there and make you eat your feet!

Meany: Oh, no... Ursula, cut to the other end of the line, so I can see him.

(We cut to Xtranormal's Lego world, where the Lego rapper from episode 25 is standing outside of his mansion.)

Meany: I knew it! You're that idiot rapper I met in the Lego world!

Rapper: I ain't no coward and I ain't no idiot, neither! Damn, why you always got to be tearing down a brother's self-esteem?

Meany: Jesus Henrietta Christ with fava beans and a nice Chianti, you are not a brother. You don't know anything about being black. You're a little cartoon Lego man. If you're black, so is Mickey Mouse!

Rapper: God damn. You is just plain nasty. You don't know what I been through. Ever since I was in your stupid cartoon, people been laughing at me, calling me a poser douchebag. They laughing at Badd Doggy P!

Meany: Look, I'm sorry but... Hang on, Badd Doggie P? That's P as in Patrick, I assume... Not pee, as in Bad Doggy Urine.

Rapper: Yo, don't be hating on Badd Doggy P!

Meany: Listen, have you considered that perhaps you're just not cut out for a career as a rapper? You have no sense of rhythm and you have a voice like a Speak & Spell. Your raps sound like Stephen Hawking falling down the stairs.

(We cut to a wider shot of the Rapper's mansion. He is standing with a white-haired Lego lady.)

Rapper: Screw you, old man. I got mad skillz! Check out my crib. I even got my own bangin' hoochy mama for my videos!

Meany: But none of that stuff is... Wait, was that old lady there your hoochie mama?

Rapper: Yeah. Her name's Agnes.

Meany: Well, she looks more like a hoochie gran-mama.

Rapper: Yo, don't be dissing Agnes. She's my aunt, and she's only 64 years young.

Meany: You're using your aunt as a hoochie mama in your videos?

Rapper: Yeah. Break it down, Aunt Agnes.

(Agnes begins to dance, hoochie mama-style.)

Meany: I'm hanging up, now.

Rapper: Go Agnes, go Agnes... It's your birthday, your 64th birthday!

(Meany shakes his head wearily.)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xtranormal
• ursula
• hitler's
• meany
• sweetie
• tranny
• transgender
• TG
• rapper
• bad
• doggy
• rap
• hip-hop
• parody

[Anonnymu]

You're amazing.

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Aw, thank you!

[snm56693]

hahaha . . . this is funny !

[coolkit09]

poser douchebag

[1006AJ17001]

What the fuck is this shit????

[maybeyourtheonexxx3]

lol..It's your birthday! Your 64th birthday!

[lpslipknot07]

yo im on xtranormal we have like 4 voices to chose from lol

[mishielai]

haha hoochie grandmama rofl

[cjme1]

...lol

[ElliotLukeJones]

Lol, how'd you get 3 people?