Church Commercial

Awesome non Blaspheming commercial!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Church
• Commercial
• funny
• christian
• humor
• confession
• religion
• infomercial

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1 minute,6seconds into the video

[ComedyIsPhilosophy]

oooooooo, haha i did, i think its called a hail mary, when you move your hands over your chest or whatever and then i said amen. i'm not really christian and i'm not a blasphemer but i just thought this was funny.

[got2liv4him]

I don't think you know what a Christian is? that's ok, it's probably our fault for most of us not knowing ourselves.

Jim Jones was as much a Christian as Joseph Smith, he wasn't. And I should know, because I am one.

you have the burden of proof, and just stating "there is no disputing it because it is fact" is not proof. you argue like a teenager.

I think anyone who has read our "conversation" can plainly see which one of us is rational, and which one of us is emotional and illogical.

Blessings

[got2liv4him]

the burden is on you to prove that he was... i am a Christian... jim Jones wasn't even close!

that would be like me calling you hitler, because your religion is the same!

you are irrational and emotional. don't kid yourself to think what you've always been taught from failing govm education is true! you have to search this out for yourself. it is as impossible for science to prove God as well as it is to disprove Him. you have to see for yourself!

call me when you open your mind a little!

[Cujoh]

Christianity

Be an Asshole and be forgiven in Chuch

[MichaelJosephCahill]

Cute commercial, guys.

For a good belly laugh, check out "CELL PHONES IN CHURCH" advertising Westminster Church in Burbank, CA. It's a bit more over the top but quite humorous.

[JustaFiniteGirl]

I can't tell if this is satiricial or if it's actually promoting the church. On one hand it seems like its making fun of the whole idea of confessing your sins, whatever you do, it's okay, if you're in our club and you tell us about it (vouyeristic)on the other, it seems like its using the strange idea of confessions to pull in a larger crowd. I think it's the latter.

[downlowkihei]

it is fact. you are mental. its funny that you are the one who believes in imaginary magic invisable people in the sky and you say that I am the one who isn't rational. You are hilarious. Keep fooling yourself.hahahahahaha

[downlowkihei]

jesus christ you are stupid. jim Jones was in fact a christian. there is no disputing it because it is fact. I know christians don't deal well with facts, but there you are. And I am not emotional at all i am speaking the truth and you are speaking the words your religion told you to say. showing me that you aren't able to think for yourself. no need to reply. You are quite boring.

[downlowkihei]

I have seen for myself and I know for a fact that you are wrong. Thanks for continuously proving my point about you being brainwashed.

[downlowkihei]

wrong

[downlowkihei]

you're wrong again. He was christian, just like you. get your head out of your ass. While it was fun to watch you make a fool of yourself with your delusions, now it is becoming depressing.