Stalin Song

This video is a joke, a parody, not a political statement about anything. So stop making dumb comments suggesting that we think this is how things "really happened."

Also, get a sense of humor.

Original post: The half real, half fictitious story of Joseph Stalin's life.

Joseph Stalin was a steelworker from Champaigne Illinois
One day he said guys I hate this job I'm gonna quit and move to Russia
(and his friends said)
What ya gonna do there Joe and he said maybe I'll go and become the dictator

Of Russia
Of Russia
Of Russia
(Repeat 2x)

Then one day Joe got his arm cut off and made into a 70 squirrel stew
And he said, that's it guys I quit I'm going to move to Russia
His friends said, you'll never be anything Joe
But he said I'll show those guys and he left on a trip

To Russia
To Russia
To Russia
(Repeat 2x)

He walked across the entire country to New Jersey town
Then he hopped on a boat and headed across the...Atlantic Ocean
The trip was rough and the waters..... they were a treacherous
Landed in St. Petersburg and walked straight to...Moscow
Met a guy named Lenin who said boy....you gonna go far
They overthrew the Tsar and took over the.....entire country
But then Lenin died and he left a note that read don't let Stalin become....the dictator

Of Russia
Of Russia
Of Russia
(Repeat 2x)

But Joe was ruthless and he took over.... the entire country
Killed 800 million people and made a new arm...out of steel
That's why people called him....the man of steel
Then he went and got a postcard and on it he... wrote a little message (and it said)
Haha you bastards guess what? I'm here in Russia
I told you what I was gonna do but..you didn't believe me
Now I'm the supreme overlord of.... the entire country
Then he took his pen and he signed it...from..... the dictator

Of Russia
Of Russia
Of Russia
(2x)

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[Philyo32]

Viva la communist manifesto!

[mtdarus]

yeah you are damned so right!

[Armando1735]

Glória ao povo soviético.

[linkinetherlands11]

@mick149 ur a idiot we won the war

[dzgfdg]

@styxsqual the way it was used was evil, and who is to say capitalism is not evil?

[styxsqual]

also, communism is evil and abuse those who it claims to protect death to stalin lennen marx moa castro and che. long live the working class and the memory of all the workers who died at their hands.

[styxsqual]

60 mil  dead. 60 mil.

[0roekeltje0]

Death to Stalins ideals! Glory to Marx and Lenin

[whitestboyalive1]

this is the best thing i ever heard

[SloveintzWend]

@Rollirotor More like Hitler, because Stalin hated "the old bitch", as he called her.

[1classicliberal]

crap like this makes me not want to be on youtube.... you wasted my time...