Christmas Troll at Union Square

A Christmas troll in san francisco made ballon creatures for my two youngest daughters. They were $10 each and took at least 30min a piece to construct. The second one too 45 because her balloon-blower-upper ran out of batteries an she had to hobble off to Walgreens to get more. she spoke only in limerick form and she used the same 3-4 words to make every sentence rhyme. The worst part was her sinister cadence and tone. I knew not to make direct eye cotact with the troll but she put my girls into some crazy Christmas-troll trance. They couldn't move and didn't speak the whole time. It was really creepy and we totally got ripped off. But at least you all can laugh about it now.

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