"Fat Crossdressing Turtle"

So I just got this guitar last night so do I know any chords whatsoever? NOPE! But I was just having fun with it and here's the song i wrote for you!

Lyrics:
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That turtle is walking around
Or rolling around
'cause he can't walk

That turtle is oh so fat
Like a chubby rat
'cause he eats around the clock

He eats his cherry pie
And his rhubarb pie
And his blueberry pie
Pie-ie

The only time he isn't eat-in
Is when he's complete-in
His outfit for the meet-in

Finishing off with heels
As he smiles and sqeals

Cuz this turtle is a fat crossdresser that likes pie!!!!!!!!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• fat
• crossdressing
• crossdress
• sad
• turtle
• pie
• song
• guitar
• original
• singing
• singer
• songwriter