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Dr. Salzhauer Performs Plastic Surgery on Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" If I Was Your SURGEON [Parody]

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Published on Jun 10, 2012

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Michael Salzhauer, MD FACS
Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates
Miami, Florida
(305) 861-8266

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(c) 2012 Lyrics and Vocals by Michael Salzhauer, MD FACS

Recorded by Mixmaster Swaggy DJ Lucas Sommer at The Swag Shack Studio
Video Directed By Jose "Swagberg" Larotta

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LYRICS:

If I was your surgeon
I'd never let you go
I can make your face
Look like it never been before

Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got sutures in my hands
That I'd really like to sew

Shape, Shape Shape on you!

Suckin' out your fat caus'a Chocolate Fondue
I don't eat Triple Whoppers but I see that you do!

So say hello anesthesia in three two

I'll let you eat, everything you want
Hey girl, let me suction you.

If I was your surgeon.
I'd never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll

I can give you implants
Look like Megan Fox
If I was your surgeon
Never let you go
Never let age show

Tell me what you like yeah
Tell me what you don't
I could give your Nip/Tuck Rear
Fly across your globes

Don't ever need to diet yeah
You already know

I am ma a make you size zero
Like Victoria' Secret show

Surgeon Surgeon
I could be your surgeon
I could be your surgeon until the freaking world ends

Suck your fat do a spin and a twirl
And a knife goin crazy on that hook
Like a whirlwind

SAGGY!!

I'd let you eat, everything you want
Hey girl, let me suction you.

If I was your surgeon.
Never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll

I can give you Botox,
Look like Megan Fox
If I was you surgeon
Never let you go,
Never let fat show.

So give me consent
That's all I need girl
Spend a week wit your boy
You'll be calling me your surgeon

If I was your man
I'd never scar you girl
I just want to cut
And treat you right.

If I was your surgeon.
Never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll

I can give you implants
Look like Megan Fox
If I was you surgeon
Never let you go,
Never let age show...

Na na na na na na yeah GIRL!!

Na na na na na na If I was your Surgeon...

Etc... :)

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