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Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk To Fuck

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Uploaded on Mar 19, 2008

dead kennedys too drunk to fuck studio version
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Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

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  • stickybunthrowdown

    i karaoke'd this tonight, made my life

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  • skinnydoggyz

    i get diarrhea a lot

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  • Natasha M.

    Best. Karaoke. Song. Ever.

    

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  • Rhino1115

    Dude me too. That shit sucks

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  • skinnydoggyz

    of course i will. not a day goes by without that intrusive thought in my head. maybe i'll die from AIDS after all the penises caressing my butthole. who knows?

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  • todd avink

    go die faggot

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  • Zack Worcel

    gay pride!

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  • zazar blanco

    that's because you take it in the ass a lot.

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  • Γιάγκος Παπαδόπουλος

    whyyyyyyyyyyy???????????

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  • hardcorecrustpunk

    doing mctwists to this in a pool on an oldschool deck

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  • liquidsk8ter

    Hey were a new skateboard company starting out called Concrete Empire and we have great plans for the world of skateboarding so please support us and like us on Facebook

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