Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk To Fuck

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Uploaded by on Mar 19, 2008

dead kennedys too drunk to fuck studio version
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Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

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  • As a non-drinker and someone who rarely gets the opportunity to have sex, I can't say this is my area of expertise. However, I do know that this is a fucking GREAT song.

  • too drunk to comment .-.

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  • This song is less fun when it's my girlfriend who is the one that's too drunk to fuck :-(

  • @nico2710 No limp dick expect on opies? What's wrong with you? Nothing.

  • @JoeStunner dont worry bro im a 20 year old virgin lol 21 more years to make a sequel!

  • @theheightsboy100 Cute >:) Go fuck yourself

  • @nico2710 my geuss is you're full of shit, diagnosis positive

  • Whiskey dick is all 2 REAL,lol!

  • wossy

  • @svajcneger Hmm :S

  • @nico2710 My bloody guess is you're resistant, I never have the hangover too, nor I vomit afterwards, always manage to save some conscience at least and I'm always able to... you know what. Although my best mate complains abut quitting alcohol because he's unable to fuck afterwards... so he's Too drunk to Fuck XD

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