Funny Christmas Song: Three Pairs of Long Johns On, by Bryant Oden

Funny Christmas Song: Three Pairs of Long Johns On.
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"Three Pairs of Long Johns On" is a fun, funny Christmas song about Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.




Three pairs of long johns on: Lyrics. (Chords at Songdrops.com).
1.
It was getting late Christmas Eve Day
And Santa was packing his sleigh
Mrs claus came out and said there's no doubt
It's time for you to be on your way
But remember what I always say

Chorus:
Put 3 pairs of long johns on
3 pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
Put three pairs of long johns on.

2.
Santa said yes my dear
You tell me that every year
I'm already dressed the way you request
So Snowflake don't you fear
I'm toasty from my toes to my ears

3.
He kissed Mrs claus good bye
And then with a wink of his eye
He hopped on his sleigh and said let's be on our way
Good cheer reindeer let's fly
And soon they were high in the sky

CHORUS:
And He had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.

4.
He flew all over the world
While the Christmas snow whirled and swirled
He went from house to house as quiet as a mouse
And as quick as the flick of a squirrel
Leaving toys for every boy and girl

5.
Filled with the Christmas mood
Lots of kids left him food
He ate every last crumb and every last plum
He didn't want to be rude
But his buttons were coming unglued

CHORUS

6.
In a small house in a small town
With a toy in his hand he bent down
His pants they split right where you sit
It made such a loud ripping sound
That half the town gathered round

7
He backed out the door to the snow
Shouted Merry Christmas, HO HO HO




Then he jumped on his sled with his cheeks bright red
And said I so didn't know they could glow
But at least there wasn't much of a show

CHORUS
Cuz he had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It's cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you're gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.

CHORUS




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[L8LeeLozMan]

What software do u use to change ur voice?

[songdrops]

@L8LeeLozMan Any software that speeds up songs. protools, pitch n time, logic, audacity....

[carstorm85]

second...On topic- good song like always. How do you get these ideas. I try and come up with my own songs and they get 50 thumbs down and bad comments? So how do you make to make these quality songs often.

[songdrops]

@carstorm85 Thanks. I guess there's two parts to it- writing the songs and then recording them. A lot of the songs I work with a keyboard player who is really good, and he helps a lot of the songs be more interesting and more full than just me and guitar. As for writing them, I don't know, different ones come to me in different ways. I'm glad you like them. ~Bryant

[carstorm85]

@songdrops Yep I'm a teenager but always look forward to when I see you posted a new video which is almost immediately because I am subscribed to you. I can't really play any instruments but recently got an electronic keyboard. However people have told me that I'm "ok" at coming up with lyrics to songs.

[songdrops]

@carstorm85 I can't play keyboards at all, and just know simple guitar. Since 100 songs just me and guitar might get a little old, I work with a keyboard player and sometimes a few other people, and they do all the fancy stuff. So just being able to come up with a tune and lyrics is a good place to start, and it's not that hard to learn a few simple guitar chords :)

[manicfan4ever]

i was wondering if u could make a song for me if u cant its ok btw my name is ethan

[CowsRCool2KJHQ]

I Love all your songs!!! I tell all my friends about you! I make songs too one of them is called goats off the port bow (man your stations)

[RainbowCraz]

10 people forgot to put 3 pairs of long johns on...

[jdawgrocks101]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[keepdoorclosed102]

silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright, now just 2 tell you this is not funny, but right now in laughing like a bunny, sleep in hevanly peeeeeeeee sleep in hevanly peeeeeee!!!!!!

[jdawgrocks101]

Love it I wish I had 3 of em im leaving to pine cove in Tyler in 2 days im so exited

[theindysmith]

We are singing this in our Christmas production

[thecrazyfootyfan01]

how to u make ur songs? a step by step guide would help. pz help

[kkaacceeyy100]

thumbs up if you going to wear 3 pairs of long jonhs.

[Camillely2000]

THATS SO CREATIVE!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS

[kiranicole123]

no wonder santa is fat he is wearing three pairs of long johns!! lol;]

[noah1786]

kids love your songs