Emilie autumn- Marry me

Marry me By Emilie Autumn

Marry me, he said, through his rotten teeth, bad breath, and then
Marry me instead of that strapping young goatherd, but when
I was in his bed, and my father had sold me
I knew I hadn't any choice, hushed my voice, did what any girl would do and
When I'm beheaded at least I was wedded
And when I am buried at least I was married
I'll hide my behavior with wine as my savior

But, oh, what beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
Especially since I'll soon be dead

Marry me, he said, god, he's ugly, but fortune is ours
Running in the gardens enjoying men, women, and flowers
Then I break a glass and I slit my own innermost thigh
So that I can pretend that I'm menstru...well, unavailable
My life is arranged but this union's deranged
So I'll fuck who I choose for I've nothing to lose
And when master's displeased I'll be down on my knees again

Oh, what beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
Especially since I'll soon be dead

When dining on peacock I know I won't swallow
Through balls, births, and bridge games I know what will follow
We're coupled together through hell, hurt, and hunger
Or at least until husband finds someone younger
Yes, fertilization is part of my station
I laugh as he drabs me in anticipation
Of sons who will run things when I'm under covers
But whose children are they? Why, mine and my lover's!

But, oh, what beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
Especially since I'll soon be dead
What beautiful things I'll wear
What beautiful dresses and hair
I'm lucky to share his bed
So why do I wish I was...

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• emilie
• autumn
• funny
• catchy

[obsessmuch666]

No, she didn't. That was a lie cooked up by Thomas Cromwell, who wanted to get rid of her for her own means. Anne swore on the damnation of her soul that she didn't sleep with her brother. The current belief that she did originates from The Other Boleyn Girl - a book which really cheapened Anne Boleyn's character and used the real human tragedy of the false accusation of incest against her as a cheap sensationalist 'twist'.

Sorry to get het up - I'm an Anne Boleyn fan, you see :D

[lovelylady300]

I found this by accident and i love it. She has a really pretty voice

[dnaivnae]

@obsessmuch666 wow, you make a good point there lass, but mind if i ask ye a wee question: who in the hell is Anne Boleyn? (pardon my language, pregnancy horomonesXD)

[bendabledoll]

@LokiPii Katherine Howard only said that in The Tudors series, she really asked for others to pray for her, that her family be shown mercy & the king be blessed. She & Thomas Culpepper never confessed to a liason. They did admit to meeting & talking sometimes, "flirting" perhaps, but said they were friends only. According to Hampton Court site, "What went on behind Katherine's bedroom door was never proved." Katherine: "I am innocent of all charges and will never admit to these lies."

[bendabledoll]

@obsessmuch666 Write on! The real Anne was just a sophisticated, progressive soul, writing poems & music, multilingual, a celebrated singer, dancer, playing countless instruments, virginals, lute, harp, flute. She gave alms & sewed clothes for the poor, funded schools, championed diverse religious beliefs while respecting current ones, (she hated seeing monasteries torn down.) But a married man fell for her, she argued with people & had a girl instead of boy... so the fix was in

[violindustrial13]

best lyrics ever.

[violindustrial13]

@soccerballgoalie2  cry? why that?

[MichealSt]

@Sputnikvi Talk to a guy on here called KillerQween he's Mr.Nightmare.

[thoadthetoad]

This is a song about legolas. Calling it.

[KGTrue]

@zeldamaddie I think it's Anne Boleyn, though, because she is the only one between the two who had children.

[KGTrue]

@zeldamaddie It could be about Anne Boleyn or Catherine Howard. Both of them were related, first cousins even. Both of them were pushed by their families to catch and keep the eye of King Henry and both had a younger man they had wanted to be with. Granted only Catherine Howard truly committed adultery, but both were accuse and how should we ever really know unless we went back ourselves to witness the events?