Happy Birthday DAD!

The rap!

N-I-E, D-E-R, He is the: M-A-N-N

"Daddy Mark" is what I called you 'till,
you married my Mom, and became my Daddy for real.
I got a new name, it was a surname,
N-I-E-D-E-R-M-A-N-N (Ahh!)
Lookin' back, I can't belive you chose me
to be your first kid, at only 23.
I want to say thanks, that's why I'm writing this rhyme,
Here's what I like about about you if you've got the time:
Don't got a middle name, I think it's cool.
But I know they called you 12-pack when you were in school at
UCF when you earned a degree in C-I-V-I-L engineering (Like me!)
You like the band RUSH and Knights football,
Coach O'Leary's gonna do it, coming this fall.
Always got a kind word or a big bear hug
A funny little joke, good at squishing milk jugs
I love you Dad and I'm glad that you were born,
Happy Happy Birthday, now here's Andy on the horn

Yeah he's the
Coolest guy on the block everybody knows,
Drivin' up and down it in the GTO (Oh!)
I helped fix the brakes after we watched a car show,
Yeah you know we fast forwarded through all those commercials
with the DVR that his hard work helps pay for
spendin' time with him is fun and I don't need to say more.
You're the best Dad in the family,
Now to wrap it up, Here's Emily

Look at that GTO, shiny and red,
you bought that for $3,500 you said?
but it looks perfect now and you never even gloated
livin' on the edge when the battery exploded
I'm sure FBT can make your blood boil
Look at this guy, burnin' the midnight oil
but you handle it all so very patiently
and always make time for your family
and now you're 44, but Daddy don't be sad,
we're all so very blessed to have you as our Dad.
Never yell, Never lie, never cheat a friend,
if you did you wouldn't be Mr. Mark Niedermann

N-I-E, D-E-R, He is the: M-A-N-N
(Ahh!)

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[niederschmere]

when's the album gonna drop?