Up on the Server
Up on the server queries pause
Out jumps good old SQL Clause
Down the explain with lots of joins
All for DBA's SQL joys
Chorus
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Up on the server Click, click, click
Install mysequl monitor
Lickety Split.
Lets gather data
to see whats going on
Oh, dear SQL
tell us well
Give us all statements
That laugh or cries
Keep monitor open
And shut your eyes
Chorus
Next query analyzer
performs it's will
Oh, just see what
A glorious drill
Here is a table
with lots of scans
Also a query
with lots of hacks
Chorus
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