Want to make sure your database loses data, duplicates records, and can only handle 5 transactions a minute? Want to make your application developers curse you, your sysadmin hate you, and get yourself fired without a reference? These ten database design techniques will set you on the road to downtime perdition and maintenance hell.
congratulations: you've actually found a way to make a webcast sound WORSE than a live recording.
powerhousephg 4 months ago
very very good. I run into more issues with EAV and it drives me nuts
orchid1software 5 months ago
Anyone who suggests splitting names into first and last names must first read Kalzumeus's Falsehoods programmers believe about names (geej youtube on not allowing links). The best way to store names in fact is free form text and then applying string parsing if and when needed by the interface depending on the particular demands of the interface.
sucselfification 6 months ago
nice reminder of what not to do. thxs
ovation919 1 year ago
lol 35:37 hat="old"><teeth="gold"
kierkegaardrulez 1 year ago
The soundquality was awful :(
TheBlackbrrd 1 year ago 2
Great one, thanks for sharing it
OmarDolaimy 1 year ago
@Gerrrry There's a difference between subtlety in satire and a poor presentation of material. I thought this presentation was informative, well written, and poorly presented. Josh is not John Cleese, so it's hardly surprising that there's some room for improvement.
uvcrwjjfdsjew 2 years ago
No it doesn't, subtlety in satire is a good thing because it teaches shallow thinkers a good lesson when they get called out.
Gerrrry 2 years ago
@SebGarth Dude, look up "satire"
Gerrrry 2 years ago