One-Man Rap

NEW SHOP: http://tommilsom.bigcartel.com/

WEBSITE STILL BEING FIDDLED WITH TO GET BETTER: http://www.tommilsom.com/

Here are my tour dates, join the facebook event page if you're attending! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tom-Milsom/6227433619?ref=nf#/event.php?eid=224...

# Boulder, CO: (2nd August 4:00 PM) meadow concert at 60 North Cedar Brook Road, Boulder - bring blankets or chairs!
# Chicago, IL: (Thu. August 6, in the evening) Lollapalooza (definite place TBA)
# New York, NY (Sat. August 15, 3:00 PM) Strawberry Fields, Central Park - close by W 72nd St entrance to Park.

More specific venues and timings will become apparent in the next few days. Stay tuned! Ideas STILL WELCOME at: usachordal@googlemail.com

LIRRIX:

I've been looking at videos to see what gets you going,
And it seems I get more views with the beats that I'm throwin'
Than if I talk straight, yeah, vloggin' is old
Cause it's the rhythm and the music that makes YouTube Gold

I don't know what I'm doing, what's this beat that I'm creating,
I'm a whole lot better at self-deprecating,
But I'm tellin' you now, this shit is so hot,
If you put in your coffee it'd melt your pot.

I know that Bo's the go to guy for rhymes
And I haven't got the time to rhyme as sublime
As he can do, but I can give it a go,
And so I'll steal his chord sequence and get my casio

It's the mean machine for clean beats and dreams,
To put rhymes over the casiochord routines,
It's got some built in beats, bass and tambourines,
It can samba like a samba-ing machine.

Now there are a few things that I wanted to say
So I thought I'd put them down to a rhythm today,
To save you from being too bored or tired
So by the end of my song you wouldn't have expired.

Once this song is over click the link at the side,
Cause you will find that I have taken the time and tried
To make my site better for you there's a shop now,
To find it click the link that's at the top now.

You can buy my CD, get some mp3s,
Get my comic book Amateur lovemaking Monthly,
It's a great book full of great graphic fiction,
Buy one copy or a yearly subscription.

And there's awkward ballads for the easily pleased,
It's my debut album and you can buy CDs,
My next one won't be out for a while,
But this one's guaranteed to make you smile.

Hey something else that I almost forgot,
But not, this is planned. It's exciting news, guess what!
I'm coming to america to see you guys
Who reside stateside it's not implied, it's definite.

Check the sidebar for a link to my page
Where I've written all the dates for the places I'll be visiting,
Is it in Seattle, San Francisco, LA?
I'll be playing all these places in the next few days.

That's all there is for me to say
Hello to Portland, Seattle, San Fran, LA,
I will see you soon, guys, don't you panic
It'll be like I'm an iceberg and you're all the titanic.

I'm gonna say goodbye now, gonna bid you adieu,
I've got better things to do, if it's all the same to you,
So I'll put a little ending on this diatribe,
By telling all of you to comment rate and subscribe.

PEACE, NIGGAZ *lessthanthree*

Category:

Music

Tags:

• rap
• bo
• burnham
• shameless
• theft
• usa
• tour
• tom
• milsom
• casio
• toy
• piano
• descant
• recorder
• glockenspiel

[laughing233]

am I the only one who memorized this?

[lpan97]

I love his OH NO! Face And how he is so pleased with himself, he should be too playing a recorder and piano at the same time while still keeping time... He is even more talented Now than when this was take too!

[Glutenify]

Does anyone know what brand of cool toy piano he is using because it's awesome!

[blondbrunetteredhed1]

i <3 your recorder skillz !!!!!

[blondbrunetteredhed1]

yeah , yeah . yeah , this isnt working .

[adorablejule]

the bird in the background is perfect.

[bellapotter123]

awesome rapping dude!

[nyguardpuentes]

@ThebabyTiger98 thats cuz you've never heard me.

[poniessparkle]

I love the wink at 0:08

[JuliasarousRex]

all this talent makes me sad ^.^

[GeronimoCircuit]

yeah yeah yeah this isnt working.

[AlixTengusaXD]

this sounds like a bo burnham rap.