Eddie Izzard - Do you have a flag?

We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Just sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" "No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up! And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association."

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[MrsCamui]

No, he's a transvestite. There's a difference. Sexually he like women, but he also has a strong feminine side which makes him want to dress like a woman. As Wiklundovic said, he's a male lesbian.

[REDANGEL726]

HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A HISTORY TEACHER !

[SethBlizzard]

"Crossdresser" and "transvestite" are synonyms.

[108Siddha]

Is a cross dresser always also a transvestite? I'm thinking not necessarily.

[Paris Iliopos]

he is not gay(for a change)

[UnitedHairlines]

That is freakin funny

[rose tate]

Someone on the bus tells me to move...do u have a flag no well then find ur ass somewhere to sit

[Brialinni]

in 1962, the Palestinians attacked Israel and Israel kicked their collective keisters. it was the Yom Kipper wars. The Palestinians have been trying regain the land lost ever since. In other words.. Palestine was the swaggering bully and Israel stood up for itself. The bullies have been whiny petulate children since. and Israeli's have been standing up for itself since against the bully's friends.

[NeoxideMolten]

This guy looks like a man, acts like a man, and dresses like an old lady...

[ShadowxBoi]

But palestine does have a flag

[macs stakelli]

haha dead sh1tsk1ns is funny to me