Eddie Izzard - Do you have a flag?
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Uploaded by neologismo on Sep 24, 2006
We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Just sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" "No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules... that... I've just made up! And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association."
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he's a stupid fat Amercian prick
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It was awesome till he mentioned the NRA. At that point it made no sense.
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the version of Dress to Kill that's on iTunes is sucky...I wish I could get this version
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I'm waiting for this video to get cunningly flagged
2 months ago 3
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45 nations were insulted by the mockery of the use of flags.
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now i need a hetalia flag! xD
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Imperialism in a nutshell.
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no flag no country
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*Sticks flag in the ground* I claim this country for Britain!
You cant do that this is ourr country
Guess what tough titty and do you have a flag
No
Well i fucking get this land bitch!
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No, he's a transvestite. There's a difference. Sexually he like women, but he also has a strong feminine side which makes him want to dress like a woman. As Wiklundovic said, he's a male lesbian.
MrsCamui 2 years ago 117
i love how he sticks his tongue out at 0:24
Luvableloserr 2 years ago 78