Dumb Noob and his british friend are complaining about the new name changing update in RS.
Inspired by Tofraz (Zarfot)
Hey my friend,, you seen the new update yet?
Hell ya, its shit I think, you can change your names, big deal, shows how runescape is getting gayer by the minute.
Yes I know, you can now change names and jagex were too lazy to mention it when I was on at 10am on the roonscape because its so addictive so i skipped school just to play it and I saw some random person log on, I was like W T F jagex? I thought I told you to not let random G E noobs add me again, but this person said "hey mate I changed my name" and then i was like " W T F I dont know who you were before" So i paniced and put my cursor over his name and it showed his previous name, its like so fucking ridiculous like the Jubalex should make it easier and clearer to show who the person is! This is like the worst update ever. Ive played like since the age of the dinosaurs and that was when it was a good game!
Yea true mate, today, I changed my name as a joke to I love kok and I tried to change it back but the stupid jubelix said how I have to wait like 28 years to change it back, I can't believe it jagex, you...nerfed...names. Oh look another bunch of random names logged in...
BS upate after BS update after BS update, anymore shit like this and I swear on my whole family's life that im going to quit this game and I bet the jubilex will cry hard when they don't get my 5 dollars a month and I will tell like the whole of the USA to quit RS an they will all follow me because I have like 58 woodcutting and 54 cooking, that makes me like as good as zezima.
Yea brux, I swear down that I will get all of London to quit RS and protest against it outside the houses of Parliament. I bet even the queen will be on my side and use her superpowers to ban the J-Mods from Roonscape so they will not make anymore crappy updates.
Yea, they should get banned for ruining the game. My friend got perm banned for calling someone a noob like 10 times after he called that guy a fucking idiot, this is just so BS. The jubeelix are like freaking dictators I swear! I swer that im going to march me and my people to cambridge to have a final showdown with the J-Mods. It will be so epic like that agents battle in the Matrix 2. Except that the jagex will have like only 20 defence in real life. I swear on my mum's grave I will do whatever it takes to get there and own the jibbalex.
Wanna march to cambridge now?
Nah, well im tired and it costs so much just to go to the UK I think, and my mummy said that she won't come.
But you just said that you would do what ever it takes to get there. Come on man.
Nah can't be bovered now, lets just have a riot in world 66 as usual. So I don't risk getting in trouble in real. And its better to attack people in a game.
Ok, anyway, have you seen those new teeshirts that the jubaalex has brought out. One of them says "worst update ever" on it. They are trying to mock us you know.
Yea I begged my mommy to buy me one. Its comming tomorrow I think, looks cool doesnt it?
But you just said you hated jagex?
Nah, that was like 5 minutes ago
You dumb noob, im off.
5/5 And subed :P
warcraftmanirule 2 years ago
Thanks mate
MusketPower 2 years ago
lol nice :D
also, what program u use to make this? :o
levajubbles 2 years ago
Xtranormal, its at the end of the vid
MusketPower 2 years ago
I actually like most of the new updates, such as Agility and the dragon pick and much more, name was probably the best considering I've been stuck with a name i stopped liked once I knew what it really meant lol. I was glad to change it
Zeklijan 2 years ago
Yea this vid is a joke btw :) just taking the piss outta the whinning noobs :P
MusketPower 2 years ago