Choosing my religion

I'm getting older every day, and therefore closer to being dead, so I'm thinking that maybe it's time to start sorting out my afterlife.

Slovak version of this video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmvWLAh-y5o

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[somegreybloke]

@MyDreamName Because I suck.

[0000Bronboa0000]

You should worship the sun,

but pray to Joe Pesci.

[McSmYtHuRs]

pick notchist, all you have to do is prase the holy notch, and believe that the world was generated perfectly. the holy notch should then pretect you from all the creepers, and zombies, and you should be fine. unlike alot of religions, there is no heaven but you get to re-spawn every time you die. but of course this will happen anyway, weather you believe it or not, but i believe you will have better luck if you believe. anyway thats all pretty much, please let me know if you choose this religio

[darelime]

this is tragic, and you know it.

[atnzk2]

WRONG



[mrh112]

@thedoors919

well contradiction is all religion is anyway, many times in the bible it states god is both loving and forgiving yet he brutally kills anyone for simple things like not worshiping in his name.

[thedoors919]

@mrh112 you just contradicted yourself, your religion can't be logic because faith is the absence of rational thought

[sharms13]

@mrh112 what? haha

[mrh112]

my religion is logic

I know when I die my atoms will go back to the earth and space and in a billion years I will probably be a tree or something.

[mrstevehartman]

@gideon001 RIGHT.........................­...

[gideon001]

@mrstevehartman ummm, hmm.... think that one sailed right over your head. not that surprised to be perfectly honest.

[mrstevehartman]

@gideon001 Practice WHAT ? Practice praying to a tree in the woods ? NO, no you dweeb, The creator of the universe, " GOD " is the only answer.