How I Saved Christmas (For JJ and Jax)

The beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HLncdNoaC4&list=LL0LVGSHpbifG0vEFq-JU2NA&...

v1
5 in the mornin'
*yawn* I'm yawnin'
I wonder where the sun is
Bring a little dawn in

Austin Texas
What's for breakfast
I could sleep longer
But I feel restless

I look around the room
And I gotta pause
"I'm awesome.."
Star Wars on my walls

Wait a minute it's Christmas
At least I think it is
Take a look at the calendar
December 25th

Oh baby
I bet Santa Claus gave me
Everything I wanted
And a little bitta gravy

..That's extra
I've been so good
Mom said it would be good for me,
I said it sho' would

Ha!
And I'm off like lightning,
Downstairs I go with
Artemis right behind me

Go in the family room
And to my surprise
There was no christmas tree
Or presents in site.. What?

v2
So I.. look out the window
Everybody's outside
All the parent's confused
And all the kids are cryin'

Somethin' strange in the neighbor hood, who ya gon call
Got my ghostbuster costume, and put it on

U know it's on.. Then I open the door
Asked all the neighbors "is it Christmas anymore?"

They say "we thought it was, but then, ya see"
Darth Vador came.. and he took everything

I knew it.. I said "I knew it"
OK I didn't really know but I could see that he would do it

Then I took a look around, kids cryin' over wishlists..
Then I realized, I Gotta save Christmas

Cant do it by myself. I need a little help.
So I told all the kids to get their legos off the shelf

We put em all together and I told em step back..
And then I went to work, I built a jetpack..

v3
Game time, strapped in before I took flight
Thumbs up and told Artemis to hold on tight

Told the neighborhood kids, no followin'
But you can see me off.. on the count of ten

Uno dos tres
quatro Cinco six
siete ocho nueve diez

Liftoff.. I'mma blow Vador's lid off..
Maybe that'll teach em he should never tick a kid off..

It's a long trip to the south pole..
Is that a Ci ci's on the ground, yo?

Stopped for a bit.. What else can I do here
There's nothin' like pepporoni pizza and rootbeer.

Then I fly so high, back to the sky
But I had to come down to give a polar bear a high five

Gettin' close now, I see penguins
And frosty the snowman is over there sleepin'?

Wait a minute.. he lives at the north
But I don't have time to find out what he's here for

And then I see it.. A mountain of presents..
If it wasn't so cold I would think I'm in heaven

*light saber sound* I know you heard it
From behind the mountain Darth Vador emerges

And then he lunges, but I'm faster
I dodge and pull my plasma blaster

Look mister Vador, I dont wanna use this
He said "Is that what u call begging? Useless.."

I can see that he doesn't wanna do this the easy way
Then a snowball hits em in the face

It's frosty, I ask em what are you doin' here
I'm here to save christmas, what are you doin here?

Before i could answer, he throws another one
And Vadors light saber goes out.. who'da thunk!?

Give christmas back, why'd u steal it in the first place?
He said "nobody got me anything for my birthday"

A curious thing, I had to think for a minute
Then I gave my jet back to em.. Merry Christmas

Long story short, christmas was saved
Darth Vador took me home and went on his way

He gave it all back and more, that was his gift
And that's the true story of how I saved Christmas..

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