My "2 Girls 1 Cup" Song

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Lyrics:
I thought i was the only one
who knew just how to have fun
now my greatest fantasy
is right in front of me

lets throw out the toilet
what a waste of space
poop on my face
holy shit! literally 100% free

just kidding thats gross
why eat poop when you've got toast?!

i couldn't believe my eyes
the first few seconds were pretty nice
the thought of me throwing up? impossible!
they ate that shit like A POPSICLE

what the hell was that
someone give these women their dignity back
has poop become the latest snack?
SHITS WACK! haha get it?!

forget bulimia! watch 2 girls 1 cup!
i guarantee you will throw up!
holy shit literally! what the FFF....

HOLD UP
You think these bitches might be hard on a dick
but instead they poopin in cups and garglin shit
half a billion views, this is horribly wrong
somebody tell these women that they morals is gone
i got sent a link, but its the fact that i followed it
instead of flushin it, the broad actually swallowed it
man watch the video its evil what she do
MAN I don't eat SHIT people I eat food!!


poop! if you eat it does it come out food?
im never gonna take another poo

Tom(blue shirt)- http://www.youtube.com/twodayslatertdl
Matt(rap)- http://youtube.com/mcmastermind

http://app4.websitetonight.com/projects/5/6/8/1/568195/uploads/01_2_Girls_1_C...
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Category:

Music

Tags:

• girls
• cup
• reaction
• two
• one

[1996jessej]

If I tried to dpin my guitar like that, it'd fly off the strap.

[MrXancantor]

THEY.ATE.THAT.SHIT.LIKE.A.POPS­ICLE.

[ReaperDylan666]

The guy in the blue shirt looks abit like smosh.

[FleemingFleemer]

WTF, I saw this video when I was 12 and had no idea of what they were talking about.. Now I know..

[uthinkimstupidd]

no comments in 2 weeks o.o this video is legen.... wait for it.... dairy!!!!

[angelcixco67]

you know that was p0rn dave watches lesbian p0rn!

[MusicIsLife017]

@RoxasXmeforeva This video was waay before So Random

[habbopresentings]

I HATE IF, U SAY BAD WORDS, YEAH YEAH, UR GONNA COMMENT SAYING"BABY, BABY!!!!" WEL,L, I D G A F F. his much miler cuter without saying bad words, like KIMMI/KIMBERLY.

[ProjectSpawn1]

human centepede

[RoxasXmeforeva]

Wasn't he in so random? I guess things change.

[heartz4ever123]

back when dave cussed in videos....

[TheLilflames]

Why was he on disney?