Election Day

Election Day
It is election day, and Rexx Rektal would like to tell you a few things before you go in that booth, and recap some of the things that he has said.
Today, you are voting for a president, and other officials needed so sorely to keep this, the greatest nation on Earth, functioning with all its beauty and splendor!
Rexx Rektal has poked a lot of fun at a lot of people, and has pointed out injustices when they reared their dirty little heads. Rexx Rektal has pushed some buttons, made some predictions, and said he told you so, on many occasions! Rexx Rektal is loved and hated, just as it should be.
Rexx cannot, and does not want to make that vote for you, but he asks all of you to not think who will win, who is the choice amongst possible winners, or who has the best legs. Rexx Rektal asks you as his fellow Americans, to vote ONLY based on who YOU think is best qualified for the job of President for the next 4 years. To HELL with the parties, to HELL with the popular vote, and NEVER EVER think your vote is wasted! It is YOUR vote, and what YOU think is NEVER a waste!
Good luck to you, the American people, and may the plungers fall in a way that is best for the Nation, so it will never perish from this Earth!
This is Rexx Rektal, looking forward to our unwritten future!

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[hardcorethug5]

show ur face u pussy

[rexxrektal]

Wow! You sure are dumb!

Look around, it is easy enough to figure out who Rexx Rektal is.

You are no longer "opressed", you'll have to work like the rest of us now.

Welcome to the non-racist world, and try pulling a shift now!

[MadBadVoodo]

John and Sarah 4 the WIN!

[rexxrektal]

Haha,

See how that worked out!

[dragon64leo]

Good Speech Rexx!

We're hosed anyway!

[MadBadVoodo]

Thank God we have guns 2 hunt with!

[rebelyellshooter]

Were Screwed no matter what. Recession has just started. Jobs are lost on every corner. God or Rexx can't help us now. I will half to Kill to stay Alive!