We Didn't Go To Western FINAL VERSION

THIS SONG WAS MADE FOR IT'S SATIRICAL VALUE, IF YOU CANT SEE PAST THAT, YOU ARE A LOSER, NO MATTER WHAT SCHOOL YOU GO TO

THIS IS TO THE MUSIC OF "WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE" by BILLY JOEL

THE IDEA CAME FROM THE SONG "WE DIDN'T GO TO HARVARD" By the CAYUGA's WAITERS, an Acapella group from Cornell University


We had a great response to our first version.

We did a bit of editing on the sound front and added a nice sideshow to go along with our song.

Credits:

Jamie Bookman - Singer, Guitar, Songwriter, Executive Producer, Gonger
Derek Takeuchi - Songwriter, Producer, Gonger
Adam Finlayson - Songwriter, Director, Gonger
Chris Hopkins - Songwriter, Financier, Gonger
Taylor Wales - Songwriter, Gonger

Thanks to Christian Carlucci and Joe Cull for the sound editing

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray,
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio,
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television,
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Pep rally, O-week, Brass Taps, campus police,
Alastair Summerlee, behavior bonds, pay a fee
Sun Suns, big fight, Come Home Hammered Every Night,
Creelman hall, UC, the librarys not for me

We didn't go to Western Id rather die than to be that guy
We didn't go to Western Those purple ponies are a bunch of phonies
We didn't go to Western Yes we got accepted but our morals rejected

Paint the canon, stand by it, Get high, go to the pit
Johnston green, Lambton hall, get a guest wristband
Mills Hall, dollars beers , In the palace givin cheers
Trappers, Van Goughs, south girls (sluts) really blow

York Sucks, So Does Brock, can they even walk and talk?
Red Top, McLaughlin hall, Take A Bus To Stone road Mall,
Heres a farm, ride a horse, dont think a passed a course
Skip a class? No one calls, sitting here itching my (balls)

We didn't go to Western Blonde hair blue eyes, uggs and hair ties

Lots of bars, PBR's, we don't drive our daddy's cars
Sleeman brew, tons of chew, way more girls than guys
Homecoming, wind your toy, Gryphs lounge is a joy
Ranch is cool, whod have thought, look how many drinks I bought


Moneys gone, credits maxed, check out all the cowboy hats
Aggie pub, those dudes are lame, all their jackets look the same.
Best food of them all, what the hell is maids hall?
We love red, black and gold, War Mem is really old

Distance Ed, stay in bed, easy way to get a cred,
Parents leave, shed a tear, soon after crush a beer
mom calls, thinks your fine, drunk tank, doin time
stressed out, working hard, fuck it, lets go to the bar

We didn't go to Western
We are not bitter, cause you all have stidders

So we go to Guelph Where the grass is green, and the girls are clean

Here we are at Guelph Where our beer is a dollar, and we dont pop our collers

Here we are at Guelph Changing lives, Improving Life

Here we are at Guelph We live in a pasture, shudda graduated last year

Here we are at Guelph And when we are gone, it'll still go on and on and on and on and on and on
and on and on and on

Oh Word

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• University of Guelph
• Guelph
• Western
• We didn't start the fire
• Jamie Bookman

[jill1479]

The girls are nasty at guelph. They assume the worst of the girls at western cause they are hot and only cause they cant ever get them.

[TheThunderdome2009]

@jill1479 easy tart, read the description first. and then explain "They assume the worst of the girls at western cause they are hot and only cause they cant ever get them.".......Guelph girls are trying to get Western girls? An explanation would be more than helpful.

[geemmmmaaaa]

mythical creature > purple pony

[LittleLimaBean]

@x3rachelcox oncampus.macleans.ca/education­/2011/10/26/macleans-2011-univ­ersity-rankings-2/ doesn't look like it from this. proof plz?

[x3rachelcox]

@LittleLimaBean

thats funny.. because macleans 2011 ranked guelph 1st in 3 different categories and 6th overall in canada.

[LittleLimaBean]

choosing guelph over western would be retarded unless you want to be a vet or major in agricultural studies... no one would hire a guelph grad over a western grad.

[LittleLimaBean]

i'd love to know where you're getting these results since queens was 5th and western was 9th on macleans 2010 rankings with guelph not even close to the top 10 - though the research and comprehensiveness was on par with macleans 2010 rankings. did you just make up the overall ones or..?

[sohipnation]

1:50 Their jackets are sexy.

[wolfey4]

@TheQuarryBank unless youre majoring in agriculture that was a terrible decision

[wolfey4]

@TheThunderdome2009 she was saying that guelph guys cant get western girls...but guelph is Lebian U so it makes sense either way lol

[TheQuarryBank]

@jemesouvien Got accepted to western and queens and still picked Guelph.

[LittleRayovSun]

@RasberryGoblins then why are you reacting?

[Shalliw]

Ha! nice. I was a little confused as to why South Pacific was mentioned. What was that about?