Movember Week Three

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Third week of Movember and its clear to me
If I could do it all again I'd join the RCMP

A job where those with moustaches get ultra respect
Like a tax partner or baseball player a facial hair lovin' sect

Told I look like a 70s porn star by everyone I see
If only I were equipped... like Ron Jeremy

Yosemite Sam I understand your constant fury
As a ginger with a mo all the ladies around me scurry

How do you do you it Monopoly Guy?
I cant walk by a playground without making all the little kids cry..

The opposite of amish I'm like a real life Ned Flanders
Far from lickin' good I'm sure no colonel sanders

This month When I enter a room the ladies all scatter
Why can't I keep it cool like the guy who played the dad on Family Matters

I guess its not so bad now that the temperature is droppin
My face is a little bit warmer with this lip sweater I'm rockin

And though I may never be at the Burt Reynolds level of legit
At least with my mo I'll never go hungry cause I'm always finding food in it.

Make a check up and get a DRE.

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