I have no wilderness skills.

Gilmore Girls
Season 02 | Episode 02
"Hammers and Veils"

LORELAI: Okay, I'm officially way too tired to go out tonight so I'm not trusting my accessorizing instincts. Tell me what you think.
RORY: I have no wilderness skills.
LORELAI: So you hate the purse?
RORY: How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills?
LORELAI: I don't know honey. Maybe you'll have to give up your dream of majoring in logging.
RORY: I called the Fireflies. Do they need troop leaders? Yes. Good, I'll be a troop leader. Great. The only catch is, it's summer. Camping season. I need wilderness skills. Why did you never take me camping?
LORELAI: Camping? Are you kidding? I couldn't get you to step on wet grass until you were three.
RORY: If you had taken me camping, I'd have wilderness skills.
LORELAI: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll take you upstairs. I'll throw you out the window. If you manage to grab that tree, I'll be your witness.
RORY: I called the Sunnyside Home. Do they need any volunteers? And believe it or not, they don't, but they do need an accordion player for their Friday night polka party.
LORELAI: How come I never forced you to learn the accordion?

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[dreamywriter]

'We're in a fight.'

'Why?'

'Because you never took me camping!'

These two can always make me laugh, no matter what :D

[klarebear721]

why did i never force you to learn the accordion?

[SammieNxX]

hahahah proper makes me chuckle this :') <3