HOA# 30 HOUSE OF ALLEN ON THE EDGE PT. 2 jazzy in love

Pt.2 starts all dark and moody, we squint to see thru the murk, but slowly the camera opens up to reveal that Jazzy is now a full on Love Machine and the carpeted column has cornered his attention! The camera zooms in(!) and we sit, mesmerized, by the whiskered sensuality of this furbearing Maurice Chevalier! Or maybe he's the Pepe Le Peu of the House of Allen? Should this fur film get a "hard R" rating? Certainly, Jazzy puts on a performance that is NOT for the kiddies, but maybe for the kitties!! Once again, the House of Allen has walked up to the edge. Maybe the all feline remake of "Last Tango In Paris" is back on the studio track? You can bet we'll be watching! Take care, Tom W.

ANOTHER LOOK...

Dear Aunt Leslie,
The Tinseltown buzz has been so great that it seemed neccesary to give one more look to the recent Jazzy video!
While it's not the same as a Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee video, nor a Paris Hilton with anybody video, kittiekats all over town are still purring over Jazzy's performance "Doin' the Wild Thang" with a scratching post! Reports have come in that many felines have had to loosen their flea collars after viewing the silver tabby's gyrations, and the word is that several groups are seeking the possibility of having the tape banned! Felines for Expressive Freedom are hoping to counter that move, but face tough competition from some industry bigwigs. Not surprisingly, one of the biggest groups calling for a ban is the American Carpeting Association!!
What will it all mean for the House of Allen? "No Comment!" is all we've heard so far, but Mistress Allen has a way with handling bad press...Meanwhile, those kittykat gossips will keep purring and the message they're sending is "Jazzy, keep working those abs!"
Take care, Tom W.

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• LEE
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