How do you tell if your date is gay?

Why do closet cases always ask me out? Even when I hint that I'm totally ok with the gay thing they still INSIST on asking me out—as if I can't tell they're into manginas, not vaginas. I love gay guys but I don't want to date them. I'd rather be their fag hag than their beard!




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[Borat2borat]

Just because a guy wont sleep with you, that doesn't mean he's gay.

[bloodyitachi]

IF HE FUCKS YOUR BRAIN OUT HE ISNT GAY.

god damn dorkus/ try and fuck him and see.

[DANCER720ful]

Maybe your just not hot.

[brandonX2132]

if he asked you out hes probably by sexaul

[zuj1984]

this bitch is fuckin whakked. and i am straight man. i wud fuck her in the in the mouth in her ass and pussy. but having some relation, she is fucked up in the head alcoholic bimbo. the topic is even whakked. i dont give a fuck about gays. bitch if u dont wanna date gays then dont. who is "gay" dont like women. try to jump on dudes dick, if he s hard then he is ok. bitch, if u dumb enough to suspect any dude that he is gay, no straight man gonna like u anyway. good luck!

[jonw82]

The girls who fixate on gay suspicions always do it from their own desperation and frustration, and that's not sexy.

Bingo.

[LionGoddess1]

oh my god... if he's gay he won't sleep with you geez. what do you mean by "gay"? this sounds pretty homophobic the way you keep repeating it like its derogatory. there are feminine men out there doesn't make them gay. ever even read any of the yin signs? like virgo, taurus, etc etc vs leo, sagittarius, aries. they don't wanna date you either LOL omg this video is just ridiculous and paranoid, and no I'm not a guy.

[erezlev]

if he wants to bend you over and hump you- he is not gay!

now, show me your big titty!

[TVWriterGuy]

The guy may not have sex with you for many reasons: religious beliefs, sensing red flags and waiting to know you better, moral issues, or issues including intimacy. Male survivors of childhood abuse often remain virgins until they are engaged or married and feel their girlfriend is trustworthy.

Or it could simply be that the guy is sizing you up before he makes the move.

The girls who fixate on gay suspicions always do it from their own desperation and frustration, and that's not sexy.

[johnmalory26]

I'm more good looking then most girls and i'm not gay.

and chicks also say i got big cock.

[yomankiller0]

Stupid Stereotyping bitch, go back to Your Brother and go have sex with him you Hillbilly congenerated whore.

[AlexMerenkov2]

omg honey!

im openly gay, and my "straight" friend nelson, is a closet homosexual, honey he has told me some things that are not so straight, and yet he thinks hes so straight gets mad when ever i suggest he might not be str8 can you please call him, and tell him to come out of the damn closet! he is so far back in that damn closet the coats must be sufficating him i swear! please call him at 925 470 7085 because honey if we dont do something this bitch is gonna get married and ruin his family.