Don't Be A Muggle Hater (Harry Potter Rap / Song)

Music/Lyrics/Video by Bekah Marie Jane Jen & Anne
w/ a bit of inspiration from "Hedwig's Theme"

I've been living in a struggle cause i'm nothing but a Muggle
Voldemort is not subtle, with him the world's in trouble
See my struggle? I'm a Muggle!

So I turned eleven and my birthday came and went!
And my Hogwarts letter? Well it never was sent!
Don't ask my why! It's so unjustified!
Come on Dumbledore! You know i'm qualified!

I promise i'll never become a Death Eater
On the quidditch team I would be the best Beater
To charms class I would never be late
All you wizards out there! Watch me apparate.

Don't be a Muggle-Hater. It's not very nice to do
Cause if you're a Muggle - Hater, you're just like You Know Who

So, I may not be an Animagus
but I only want to make my own Patronus
Yet without a wand, or a flying car
An invisible cloak, or some magic scar

It's hard to fight against the Cruciartus
Ya Voldemort, he's gonna kill us!
And I said his name, he'll just find me with the Trace
Gonna show up one day and WHOMPING WILLOW MY FACE!

Don't be a Muggle-Hater, it's not very nice to do.
Cause if you're a Muggle-Hater, you're just like You Know Who!

Do the Vela-dance

Man! What ever happened to equality?
Cause Muggle-profiling is all I see!
And you won't let me near your stupid sorting hat
You probably care more about Filch's cat!

So go fly on your broom, i'll just sweep with mine
While we both have to worry about the Dark Mark Sign
Cause i'm all fed up with your exclusive clan!
Go get kissed in Azkaban!

You are a Muggle-Hater, don't deny what's true
You are a Muggle-Hater, you're just like You Know Who

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[bellalovesyoualot]

i think i broke the replay button

[collinjweaver]

By far, one of the best things I have ever seen! This is simply amazing!

[mscecelia101]

ha ha wonderful that was hilarious! :p

[dinaarumor]

Haha, wonderful!

[kennaruth08]

7 dislikes people serously stop hate on mugles

[kennaruth08]

im trying to talk my bf t makeing ths mine and his song

[01Eldar]

They're awfully cute for muggles..

[m0niue]

@bellalovesyoualot let me fix it. REPARO! here. 8D

[runciablespoon]

these people have to much time on their hands, like me. however, they actrually do cool stuff like this. * jealllllllllous*

[cotekea]

hahaha this is pretty awsome :)

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

I'm pretty sure Draco will make sure his father will hear about this.

I love this!

[omegaabnormal]

I love this song; the only thing I would suggest is something LOOOONNNNNGGGEEERRR (but that's only b/c I get tired of clicking replay lol)