Sh*t Politicians Say

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Together we can make America great again
I want to reach across the aisle
Moral fiber
Family values
Blue collar
Hard working
Americans
Good old-fashioned American ingenuity
I have a three-point plan
Earmarks
Progress
Riders
Pork
Education
The private sector
Freedom
I also have a five-point plan
Yo soy uno Americano
Campaign finance reform
Super PAC
Constituency
Our children
The children are our future
Wall Street
Main street
Hey, I'm a Washington outsider
Trust me
We are a great people
Ordinary folks sitting down at the kitchen table trying to figure out how to play their bills
Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs
Innovation
More jobs
Are you flip-floppin' again?
I absolutely might
My opponent does not want to talk about the issues
That's a tough question. It's a good one, but it's tough.
Let me get back to you on that
I'm just like all of you
I am just like all of you folks here
Is this a cowboy hat state?
I've got a seven-point plan you're gonna love
God bless America.

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[beastmo916]

Where's the scene where he cheats on his wife?

[dee4j1]

SO TRUE.

[Nikkityss]

"My Opponent..."

[Oiltuber]

"[Lies] [lies] [lies]"

[MyAniMovies]

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[danrad007]

Jobs jobs jobs and more jobs....... being taken away

[MrJasonMBurns]

Ron Paul 2012! The only one telling us the truth, even if it hurts.

[tntblue61]

What about "I have no recollections of that.".

[Panaceamedia]

@adidassoccer4 I didn't "throw anything out" I have extensive proof of everything I say, part of being deeply involved in the media for almost a decade now. All the lies&collective punishments I have nice&handy.

Obama started an unauthorized drone war. Also met with GW and Jeb a few days ago, 1andtheSame.

LOL@Obama TALKED about getting money out, yeah just like he talked about ending the War "first order of business" when he got elected or ending Gitmo or not signing NDAA...

[adidassoccer4]

@Panaceamedia a treasonous war criminal...i love when people just throw out stuff like that. And ill agree with part of what you said, the Republicans are owned by big money. Obama, if you listened to the State of the Union, talked about getting money out.

[Panaceamedia]

@adidassoccer4 If you studied the history of economics and the constitution and were never exposed to Machiavellin spin and sophistry propaganda, you wouldn't be saying his ideas suck.

Regardless, vote 3rd party or not at all if you want, but if you vote for Obama or one of the other republicans, you are supporting a treasonous war criminal, owned by the global bankers/multinationals.