Lady Magdalene's: Free Web Edition (Full Movie)

Federal agent. Prostitutes.

We were there first.

After thousands of Youtube views of this movie, analyzing the demographics, listening to comments, here's what the movie's male writer/director can tell you: This is most likely a chick flick about the empowerment of women. Nichelle Nichols's soundtrack song, "A Woman's Gotta Be Ready for Anything," probably says it best.

This is the full movie, Lady Magdalene's, a suspense comedy starring the original Star Trek's Lt. Uhura, Nichelle Nichols, as Lady Magdalene, the colorful and determined madam of a legal Nevada brothel -- relocated from New Orleans after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita -- and in tax default to the IRS. However the talented but disgraced federal agent, Jack Goldwater (Ethan Keogh), sent as the federal receiver to manage the brothel, soon uncovers evidence that Lady Magdalene's is being used by al-Qaeda operatives as a meetup for a plot leading to the tunnels under Hoover Dam. But Agent Goldwater and a female federal agent he soon meets up with (Susan Smythe) can't figure out what al-Qaeda is really doing until they seek help from Lady Magdalene and the working women at the brothel.

Lady Magdalene's has won three film-festival awards: "Best Cutting Edge Film" after its premiere at the 2008 San Diego Black Film Festival; " Audience Choice" at the 2008 Cinema City International Film Festival shown on the Citywalk adjacent to Universal Studios Hollywood; and, most recently, "Special Jury Prize for Libertarian Ideals" at FreedomFest's Anthem Film Festival at Bally's Las Vegas in July 2011.

Be sure to watch the last sixteen minutes!

If you're looking for naked women, you're reading about the wrong movie.

If you're a young guy looking for video-game speed action, you're reading about the wrong movie.

Full information on the movie is on the official movie website at http://www.ladymagdalene's.com. The official Facebook Page is at http://www.facebook.com/ladymagdalenes.

This free web edition is sponsored by Life Enhancement Products, which can be found on the web at http://www.life-enhancement.com/movie.

Written, Produced, and Directed by J. Neil Schulman.

Starring Nichelle Nichols, Ethan Keogh, Susan Smythe, Claudia Lynx, Alexander Wraith, Mark Gilvary, J. Neil Schulman, Mara Marini, Said Faraj, Vince Martorano, Hope McBane, Keyaria Rodriguez, Michele Redmond

Running Time: 120 minutes
Stereo Sound
Unrated. Producer's Parental Guide: May be too intense for young children. While the movie contains no explicit sex or nudity, no excessive graphic violence, no hard-core profanity, no drug use, drug humor, intoxication or tobacco use, the film contains adult themes and sexual references.

Copyright (c) 2009 Lady Magdalene's, LLC All rights reserved.
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[KPVM41]

Watch the Television Premiere Airing of "Lady Magdalene" Halloween Night on KPVM Channel 41;CMA 12 & digital Channel 46.1 at 7:30 pm and a repeat airing at 10 pm on STN digital Channel 46.3 Exclusively for the Pahrump Valley.

[J. Neil Schulman]

Due to technical difficulties, the world TV premiere of Lady Magdalene's will not be on KPVM Channel 41 tonight, but only on KPVM 46.3. I believe it will run on 46.3 both at 7:30 PM tonight and a repeat at 10:00 PM. The raincheck showing on Channel 41 will be announced on this wall when the technical barriers have been resolved. Meanwhile, you can view the "Lady Magdalene's KPVM TV Halloween 2011 Premiere Pre-Show" here on YouTube and the full movie here.

[Adler36]

Wow! Claudia Lynx unretouched!

[AB5L]

"San Diego Black Film Festival" Is this where all of the Film Noir talkies are premiered?