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Here are the lyrics:
Lyrics:
See you out on the street
With your raven-black hair
And I can't help but stare
As you enter the temple
Temple Beth Israel
What goes on there inside?
What cantations are sung?
Are you speaking in tongues?
What's this candlelit orgy...
That you call Hanukkah?
(spoken)
Teach me your sensual Jewish mysteries
Lead me to your temple
Play your Yiddish games
Strap me to your altar
Burn me with your flames
Cover me with dreidels
Cut me like your mohel
Show me all the secrets of your eight nights of oil
(Eight nights)
Of passion and pleasure
(Eight nights)
Blessed by Heaven above
You can use my body for your personal menorah
Eight nights of love!
Will you open your ark
So our torahs can join?
Will you feed me those coins
Are they gold? Are they chocolate?
Are we human or animal?
I've tried geishas and sprites
Tasted tantric delights
And perverse Sapphic rites
Now I'm finally ready
To experience Hanukkah...
(spoken)
... the most erotic of holidays.
Grab me with your shofar
Strip my body bare
Love me like I'm Samson
Then cut off all my hair
Tease me with your latkes
Desiccate my yarmulke
Let me be your chosen one on this Hanukkah
(Eight nights)
Of raw Semitic pleasure
(Eight nights)
Of sexual toil
Set me on fire! I'm your personal menorah!
Eight nights of oil!
(Eight nights!)
O You sweet exotic Jewess
(Eight nights!)
Our love will burn forever
(Eight nights!)
Baruch ata Adonai!
Eight nights of light!
Eight nights of wax!
Eight nights of Sephardic rapture!
EIGHT NIGHTS OF OIL!
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