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HIP 2 THA SLICE Music Video - Gunderson Web Series Digital Single

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Published on Mar 8, 2013

wicked deadly rap about pizza
digital single available at http://gunderson.bandcamp.com/
http://gunderson.tv

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lyrics by T-OFF beats and vid by D-RED
toilet pizza photography by ZimZimy
http://www.facebook.com/zimzimy5000

Big Zee's Pizza is boss
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Big-Ze...

first step you gotta make some dough
flour, yeast, sugar, salt, water and go
dump that shit in the bowl, now spin it
the timers all set, now let that bitch finish
when it's done throw it up in the air
toss that dough like you really don't care
slap it in the pan man, wash your hands
understand, this ain't no fucking fish stand
i'm the realest pizza master on the mothafuckin' earth
now step aside motherfucker, i'm about to give birth
to the realest fuckin' pizza pie that you've ever seen
i treat this shit like an art, and my work is obscene...
...ly good, you heard it one time
hear it again, from your tounge to your mind
open wide and i'll break you off something from the side
like a pound of dry a ribs or some breaded chicken thighs
but the realest of the real always comes from my Za
stack pride on my plate like I was Emeril's Ma
and i'm cookin' up food with a hint of obedience
so get down on this slice, yo, and taste my ingredients

i got the
peppers and pepperoni, mushrooms and bacon
salami, ham and pineapple, chicken or steak man
feta cheese, mozza or cheddar
you want a pizza from me, baby, I sling that shit better

yeah boy, don't forget the crushed tomato
garlic powder, parsley, paprika and oregeno
mix it with a whisk in a whirldwind wash
wipe it on your crust now you got a pizza sauce
throw it in the oven for ten to fifteen minutes
five-hundred degrees of fracked gas til it's finished
brown the cheese, don't fuckin burn it
don't know moisture content? You better fuckin learn it
want some food? How bout i make you a pizza.
and if you talk shit on facebook, i'll fuckin delete ya.
Or would you like a ceasar salad instead
i got a dozen hot wings and some garlic bread
hustling the till between delivery calls
while i'm dealing lasagna, spaghetti and meatballs
going crazy, phones won't stop ringing
customers is i-rate from the drama i'm bringing
step to my skills, i ain't no short order snitch
and when i hang up the phone, i'm gonna call you a bitch
disrespecting me, well i ain't no fucking joke
need a five minute break, so i can go for a smoke
stressed to the nines with a thousand pizzas sold
supper rush is fucking us, so put the phones on hold

peppers and pepperoni, mushrooms and bacon
salami, ham and pineapple, chicken or steak, man
feta cheese, mozza or cheddar
you want a pizza from me, baby, I sling that shit better

i'm a pizza master, you ain't hip to the slice
two for one deals got me slangin all night
busy as fuck, but i'm not even done yet
before a shut this mother down, i still gotta do prep
and wash the dishes, 'cause i made a fuckin mess
mopping the floors, with no tips to my chest
delivery drivers taking money out my pocket
don't do half the work, but they ain't gonna stop it
slick grips got the tips, CLOSING TIME!
counting up bills, cashing out dimes
been a long night, yeah i'm edging the brink
straight to the fuckin bar cause i need a fucking drink
i'm a pizza a master, you better recoginize
making food faster, don't eat with your eyes
sanitary and safe, so feel free to tip
last time with the hook cause i'm losing my shit

peppers and pepperoni, mushrooms and bacon
salami, ham and pineapple, chicken or steak, man.
feta cheese, mozza or cheddar
you want a pizza from me, baby, I sling that shit better

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