DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
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Uploaded on Mar 31, 2009
Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn't investigate other suspects.
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bayougrande 3 weeks ago
I don't care about DNA tests. He is BLACK, and he DID IT.
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charlemagne111027 1 month ago
"Saliva, tufts of FUR found at crime scene did not match Marshall's DNA" "Even though employees had been adviced against entering due to a rash of bear attacks at the time" "Tracks led to cave where police say Marshall may have spent winters" 'The last photograph she took. A self portrait of her and two bear cubs"
And you still thought this was a legitimate news story?
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Symos 2 days ago
Title of the vid ruins the joke.
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MarbleDemo 3 days ago
I can't believe how many Idiots think The Onion reports real News! The Onion used to be funny, now its crap what happened was it the hipsters that ruined it?
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Lawful Gray 1 week ago
Did they even once consider it could be a BLACK bear that mauled her? They should know better than to rule out a suspect based on species, and could easily be any species as long as they are dark enough!
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mrsrectalbane 1 week ago
the photo with the babies and the mom bear behind her are fucking priceless hahahaha
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Zimbabwe Zinch 1 week ago
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O'Connor Matthews 1 week ago
Sorry man, but you're a bit of a dick.
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thepizzagaming41 2 weeks ago
It feels like...... EDUCATION!!!!!!!!!!
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babaganuche7 2 weeks ago
you're* how does it feel?
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thepizzagaming41 2 weeks ago
1. He corrected what you said.
2. You called him a grammar nazi.
3. Your the bad guy.
4. BITCH IM PREGNANT!
5. YOUR THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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