Paris Hilton For US President

Paris Hilton has already been a major topic of conversation in this year's U.S. Presidential contest, so she has decided to run for the office herself.
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1. "PARIS HILTON FOR PRESIDENT" MUSIC VIDEO
STORY: Paris Hilton says she's not all about partying by announcing her candidacy for president of the United States. In a music video called "Paris Hilton for President," posted on swaghousemedia.com the Hilton Hotels heiress dubs herself "Commander in Bikini."
What can voters expect from a Hilton administration? First, Paris will dismantle the cabinet and replace it with a walk-in closet, the presidential motorcade would feature a pink hybrid Escalade, and Simon Cowell would be placed on the supreme court when one of its current "old dudes" kick the bucket.
Hilton also plans to legalize gay marriage, ratify the Kyoto Protocol, and create a new department called the Fashion Police.
In a thinly veiled swipe at Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, she says "if you're gonna put lipstick on a pig, Make sure that it matches her skin tone," and also hits current U.S. President George W. Bush, saying "'Nucular' is a vocabulary 'don't'."
How did the blonde bombshell get involved in politics? In July, Republican John McCain's campaign ran a 30-second ad comparing Democratic candidate Barack Obama to Hilton and Britney Spears, painting him as a substance-lacking celebrity.
Hilton responded with a formal announcement on comedy Web site funnyordie.com in August, but decided to re-invigorate the bid with a colourful video highlighting her best assets.

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[teammoonkoe02]

it's your country... not mine

[NullLovesPaintball]

oh dear god, we're all gonna die.

[KarenSesteaga]

i would vote heeeeeer =D

jajaja xD

please the world will be better, better pink<3

[cyycac1]

She has my vote......

[yakyakyak69]

@EmptyScorn Yea, we got a RED makeover instead.

[EmptyScorn]

@yakyakyak69

-cough- ...I don't think a pink whitehouse is a good change, and when would america require special tips on pig makeup.... I don't think she'd do to good in terms of war either, considering soldiers don't need pink camo uniforms. :P

[yakyakyak69]

She would have done better than ObaMao

[tommyrc1990]

that was funny, i'm still republican though!

[misslopez19]

ROFL RFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[jackandjanie1]

she's a pig

[B055silly]

ROFL hahahahaha!

She'd probably make usa more slurry