Kit Kat Bar Unwrapping And Taste Test Review

Darkness!
Much like Mephisto and Baal.

Packaging

It's the basic Kit Kat packaging with a few darker shades thrown in. Very simple and close to the original deign. The one gripe I have is that there's no Goth imagery on it. No Marilyn Manson, no Foamy the Squirrel, and no snake bite piercings. Hardly dark if you ask me. Strangely, I was never into the whole Goth culture when I was growing up, I only saw glimpses of it around the city. Mostly folks sitting on steps and taking drags of cigarettes. In other words, like every other teenager at that time. I understand a lot of it had to do with music as well, which didn't help because I never listened to Goth music. I really liked electronica tunes in my younger days. Anything that reminded me of Sonic 3D Blast's or Sonic R's music was my cup of tea. I couldn't believe how much flack Sonic R's soundtrack got when it came out. "Living In The City", "Can You Feel The Sunshine", and "Diamond In The Sky" were absolutely enchanting. Pulsing beats and inspirational lyrics. I actually still listen to those tracks and tear up out of pure nostalgia and joy. Very few songs have that sort of effect on me. It probably has to do with the fact I've been playing Sonic games for decades. From the Genesis all the way up to the PC versions. That little blue speed demon has always had a place in my heart. I guess when you take childhood memories and blend them with dreamy melodies and uplifting vocals, you get sobbing Sebastian. Ah, but I don't care one bit.

Always loved Sonic the Hedgehog and always will!

Taste, Texture, And Consistency

I was surprised by how well the dark chocolate and the wafers came together in this bar. Most of the time, when a popular brand goes through a rebirth, the charm of the original is lost in translation. However, Nestle managed to not only retain the appeal or the original, but add a classy spin to it. Sort of like a new paint job on Ferrari Enzo. It's still the same Enzo but now it's all hip and modern. You can do the same thing with people. Just substitute the $10,000 paint job with a bit of makeup and a haircut It' shocking how much of a difference trimming the dangling threads on your head can make. My mother would always make me get a #2 haircut (basically a buzzcut) when we went to the barber. No matter how much I protested, she wouldn't budge. "I'm already fairly goofy looking", I protested. "I don't need to be near bald at 12 years old to accentuate that". Eventually, I got older and started cutting my own hair. The results....were rough. I learned the hard way that you need to have at least 2 mirrors to cut your own hair. Also, NEVER CUT YOUR HAIR ON CARPET. The amount of mini hairballs I had roaming around my room made me feel like I was living with tumbleweeds in the Old West. Except I had no Sarsaparilla root beer or tiny Derringer pistols. I did have a fancy cowboy hat though. I'd wear it around the house whenever I felt like wrangling up a tasty after dinner treat. Come to think of it, I think I even had some old fashioned boots with the spurs.

Oh great, now that "Boots With The Fur" song is stuck in my head.

Overall
I've always loved Kit Kats and now my love for them has been strengthened. Even for the most discerning chocolate fanatics out there, this puppy gets Sir Sebastian's Seal Of Approval!

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[ClaudioSanchezCC]

What is with the Papaya rating scale may i ask?

[frickfrock999]

@ClaudioSanchezCC

It's the most sacred and cherished rating scale in existence!

[stingray970]

I thought the title said "Dat Kit Kat"...

[frickfrock999]

@stingray970

What if it did.....

[DrummerMetalBoy]

Get your self some wassabi kit Kat

[frickfrock999]

@DrummerMetalBoy

Man, you must be cwazy.

[DrewPeanutButter]

Hey Frickfrock999 i think that you shouldn't have edited out the part where you take the bite cuz i like to hear the crunch!!!

[Edog5551]

You eat a shit load of candy i would hate to see your dentist bill :)

[RuneAngel891]

U SHOULD REALLY GET SOME WASABI KITKAT ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

its not spicy!

[ClaudioSanchezCC]

@frickfrock999 A papaya a day keeps the doctor away...

[DrummerMetalBoy]

@frickfrock999 Why? I'm not making it up. They make wasabi kit kats!