How To Seduce a Woman

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Don't rely on cheesy lines recommended by self-described pick-up artists. These tips have scientific research on their side.

To complete this How-To you will need:

A declaration of love
A declaration of commitment
A secluded spot
Self deprecation
A physically strenuous or anxiety-producing activity
Eye contact

Step 1: Tell her you love her

Tell her you love her. Researchers found this to be the most effective way to get a woman into bed. We'll leave the ethics to you.

Step 2: Say you're committed to her

Can't bring yourself to say those three little words? Imply that you're committed to her, which runs a close second to, "I love you."

Step 3: Tell her you care for her

Still stammering? Tell her you care about her very deeply. It's only slightly less effective than those first two lines.

Step 4: Go somewhere private

Now that she's interested, take her to a secluded place. Privacy helps put women in the mood.

Step 5: Practice self-deprecation

Be self-deprecating. One anthropologist found that many women are sexually attracted to men who appear modest in a funny, charming way.

Step 6: Get physical

Plan a physically taxing activity for the two of you. Getting a woman's heart rate up primes her for sexual arousal. Or, do something slightly scary; anxiety works, too.

Step 7: Make eye contact

Trying to seduce a stranger? Make eye contact and hold it. And we do mean eye contact: Women are turned on by a guy who looks deeply into their eyes, and turned off by one who looks their body up and down before stopping at their breasts.

Tip: Don't wink when you make eye contact; many women think it's cheesy.

Step 8: Make it about her

No matter who you're trying to seduce, or how long you've known her, remember this golden rule: It's all about her. If you can get her to talk about herself, and convince her that you are hanging on her every word, you're halfway home.

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[crieiessacontaagora]

Step 1: Stop trying to learn love based on what someone said in the internet, especially if it's Youtube

Step 2: Get a good amount of money somehow

Step 3: PUT YA FUCKEN DICK AT DA FUCKEN HOE

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[CokedUpPuppy]

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[sparkyjohan]

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