Psychology Rap

Hilarious Rap Video about the BRAIN for Psychology class.

Lyrics:

Chorus
This is the brain map rap
It'll help you pass the test
Your association areas will help you do the rest
Your cerebral cortex will help you do well
Cause it's much larger than a chimp's
I don't know if you can tell

Verse 1
The brain stems the hindbrain
It controls survival functions
It's the oldest in the brain
And it's your main spinal junction

The medulla is responsible for breathing and your heart rate
It may increase significantly when you're on a blind date

Between your ears, is the reticular formation
It helps control arousal when you're busy masturbating

The pons relays messages it may aid in dreaming
So that when you're sleeping you can find a bigger meaning

I'll tell you that the thalamus is like the quarterback
It's your sensory switchboard and we hope it don't get sacked

The cerebellums tight cause it makes your movements' smooth
And it helps control your balance when you're getting on your groove

The limbic is the midbrain, a donut shaped system
It's a bunch of neural structures; I bet that you would miss them
It helps with you emotions such as fear and aggression
It also drives for food and sex without them that's depression

Your frontal lobe is dope cause it's got your motor cortex
So I can move my fingers when I send your girlfriend hot texts

The parietal lobe is on the top of your head
It's got the sensory cortex so you can taste fresh bread

The auditory area is in the temporal lobe
So I can hear the languages when I travel the globe

My occipital lobe, is there so I can see
Broca's area in my frontal lobe so I can emcee

Chorus
This is the brain map rap
It'll help you pass the test
Your association areas will help you do your best
Your cerebral cortex will help you do well
Cause it's much larger than a chimp's
I don't know if you can tell

Verse 2
I control my movement sequences with my basal ganglia
So when I'm mad at you I can easily strangle ya

My angular gyrus, its an amazing feat
It lets me turn my visual references into beats

But what connects the brain?
The corpus callosum
 It lets the hemispheres communicate and that is freaking awesome

What's the right side do?
Well, funny you should mention that because the right side interprets emotional contents, tone of voice, facial expressions, gestures, melodic speech, social, musical, visual, spatial, and environmental awareness, unconscious self-image, body-image, emotional and visual memory! Imagine that

Wow! That's very interesting Phineas, would you happen to know what the left side does?
Oh but of course! The left side is responsible for processing language (in most people), reading, writing, math, verbal thoughts and memory, temporal-sequential language, linguistic consciousness, conscious self-image, defense mechanisms, projection, self-deception, and denial
Wow Phineas you really helped us learn about different regions of the brain!

(Watch out cause here comes the beat)

Fight or flight is necessary yes we need them both
That's why we got pituitary glands that help with growth

MC Dopamine, is this test really scaring ya?
Naw, I comprehend this with my wernicke's area

(Ooooooooooooooh!)

Category:

Comedy

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• Funny
• Rap
• Psychology
• parody
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• AP
• Math
• Psych
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[billywilliamz]

i am so sending you guys a card if i pass my test

[TheFeeeesh]

@billywilliamz I might take you up on that..

[sk8terkid4life]

The black guy can't rap?

[TheJMULLS]

i...love...this. psychology student CHYEAH

[astroddodee]

My ap psych teacher taught us this to teach us! AWESOME!

[mine2823]

damn.. make some more fellas!

[paks03]

lol if you guys need help on the perception part of psych..check out my response video^^ and theres lyrics too.

[oakenator12]

Have this midterm on friday, gunna be listening to this on my 30 minute ride to school until then

[kppmorgan1]

im trying to learn from this but the chicks are distracting

[Bluberryrazz21]

I got this shit on repeat.. ap pysch midterm this week 

[katriiinahahaha]

corpus callosum is the only term i know.... *sigh* how am i gonna study psychology in university.... and i just sent my ucas off like yesterday. fml.

[9threalm]

The vocals are too low, hard to understand at times.