God's Electric Pickle is a Christian

This video tells us many things that we need to know about the Christian God. This kindly tutor introduces us to the fact that God wishes for Christians to be tortured with electricity and set alight.

I guess the Romans knew what they were doing!

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• pickle
• electric
• christian
• combustion
• torture
• god
• atheist
• demonstration
• evil
• glowing
• science
• burning

[3AdamCr3]

you all worship something in your life whether that be a band another person a substance or whatever everyone worships things i dunno why people have a problem with those that choose to worship a higher power and his word asks us to lead a good strong moralled life....i honestly wouldn't of been able to hold back laughs if this were funny but the comparisons were unimaginatively lame.. you guys are obviously very unhappy and i'll pray for all of you.. god bless!!

[RayYT]

I don't worship anything. Not a band, substance, nor a mythical sky fairy from an old story book.

You're obviously happy with the idea of being electrocuted by a mythical creature, so, well, good luck to you. :-)

[5150Madman]

IS THAT A KOSHER PICKLE?

This little pickle of miiine...

Im gonna let it shine!...

[beerasaurus]

Greatest arguments to atheist has been, Bananas, Peanut Butter and now...pickles.

I don't think this strategy is working to help hold onto followers of the christian god and jesus, as much as it is just making people hungry.

Keep it you loony christians I need suggestions as to what I would like to eat for lunch.

[LightningLice]

Now children, do you want to be an ugly atheist pickle, or a beautiful glowing pickle of Christ?

[eggking33]

i wanna be chargered by god

[ichfilmfrau]

who knitted that jumper? is it made from dried pickles?

[DancingInChains]

@fonna actually, peanut butter came first :D

[XenoVionX]

YES! become a christian and god will sodomize you with a fork.

[Kshizzel19]

On the behalf of all theists I'm so sorry about this....

*sigh*

(I'm not a pickle, to save me from the joke...)

[biggreenmachine2007]

Damn shame he didin't take a bite out of his powered pickle while it was still plugged in. :-)

[swampticks1942]

God put energy through my pickle too!!! YES PRAISE JESUS!

[jazzx251]

Hmmm - torturing pickles for all eternity doesn't work.

Eventually, fairly soon, your Christian pickle ends up splattered on the ground - a burnt out husk.

This video is the ultimate proof that science and religion don't mix.

[benbisley]

Watch out, Grandpa John! The pickles will gang up on you, make a king-size heavy duty S&M sling, put you in it, hook you up and turn the power on. . . .