when i see this girl Tori, she puts me in a trance,
it kinda sucks though, cuz i always JIZZ IN MY PANTS,
my rhymes so dirty they make you sick till you crawl,
i'm like a flu-giving pokemon trainer...
when i see this girl Tori, she puts me in a trance,
it kinda sucks though, cuz i always JIZZ IN MY PANTS,
my rhymes so dirty they make you sick till you crawl,
i'm like a flu-giving pokemon trainer, gotta catch 'em all!
they call me Dr. J, AKA notorious J.M.A.C.
if my flows were liquid, i'd make you really have to pee,
but enough about me, lets talk about this girl Ciotoli,
on a scale of 0 to Jessica Alba, she's hotter than steaming ravioli
NOW INTRODUCING LIL' WAYNE,
its weezy F. baby, feel my power
if tori was on a clock, she'd be the finest hour,
i'm so freaking high right now, i cannot even see,
let me pass the mic to the D O double G,
Yo T-money, it's da Snoop, top dog on da streets,
bangin' on trash cans, strummin' on street lights, i should be in the Beets,
i hear you like the Saw video, when jigsaw falls on his trike,
if Jared was a woman, he'd probably look like a.....
HEY YO SNOOP, THAT's TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE,
ITS YA BOI DMX, WHERE MY DOGS AT?
STOP, DROP, I'M TAKING A POOP, HEAR MY SHIT PLOP,
OHHH, NOOO, IT'S KINDA LIGHT GREEN, IT'S STARTING TO GLOW,
STOP, DROP, AND ROLL I'M A FIREFIGHTER AND A COP,
OHHH, NOOO, IT'S SERIOUSLY GLOWING, I REALLY GOTTA GO,
yo, where is DMX going?
i need some ventilation,
OMG is that t-pain?
yeahhhhhhhhh YEAHHHHH
weird! anyways.....
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR,
IF I WORKED ON A BOAT, I'D BE THE MASTER BAITER
