The Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka Advert they tried to ban.

Thousands of years ago, thirteen crystal heads were scattered across the earth and they are greater and more powerful than anything we have the ability to manufacture today. Their workmanship is perfect: they contain no tool marks and have been cut against the natural axis of the crystal, defying the laws of physics. Some say they are artifacts from the lost civilization of Atlantis, some say they date back to the Mayans, still others say they were created by a higher intelligence.

Brought together, the Crystal Heads are said to contain vast knowledge and enlightenment capable of unlocking our most enigmatic ancient mysteries. Alone, each is believed to house radiant psychic energy, which has magical powers and healing properties.

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[eatmealiveplease]

im sold, where can i get one

[esperantomusica]

haha u gotta be kiddin,man.

also u were very funny in this part 0:36 "mmm!!" hahaha actually more funny cuz u said "mmm!" twice

[machetey]

@CKtheFat. i was told they were filled with the stuff gummy worms our made of. and live snakes.

[hanabi55]

Sorry all, that was a shout out to Reulblol........and btw, your name is gay, did you even consider that?

[hanabi55]

Only really boring cunts with absolutely no life whatsoever would even care to waste their time between answering to their mom and jacking off on the computer to even make that comment. I knew it was quad filtered, but hey, I HAVE a life

[CKtheFat]

If the Crystal Skulls are filled with vodka, what are the Great Pyramids filled with?

[Amesuki]

Pure win. I fancy a drink now. Anyone for vodka?

[MattisBodtker]

SOLD!! LOL Graeme.

[Daco65]

lolgraeme XD

NOW i know why indiana jones wanted the crystal head... ;D

VODKA

lock your doors graeme, indiana is coming for you :P