Law Prohibits Nation's Shawnas From Using Tanning Beds
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Uploaded on Apr 21, 2011
The Health and Human Services says that the country's Shawnas are "tan enough."
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mattrc2 1 year ago
I liked it better when their polls didn't add up to 100%
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robvlob 8 months ago
"Report first ask questions later" Did they get that idea from fox news?
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KanyeTroll 1 week ago
OMG I HAVE A MAD CRUSH ON THIS GIRL NAMED SHAWNA SO I HAD TO CLICK THIS. WHAT STATE IS THIS HAPPEN IN?
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MsCordially 2 weeks ago
They did ! Then they refined it by copying msnbc.
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GFMarshallx1 1 month ago
In case you missed it: 0:58 A particularly slutty Shawna flashed a sign saying: "If you let me tan I might blow you". LOL.
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jimmy20902 2 months ago
u mean like the real ones?
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UltimegaSeven 2 months ago
Ha. I read the title and though it said it banned Shawn White from tanning beds.
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Rawk4Life 2 months ago
So now Fox News has a bad track record of bad reporting. IS THAT SO? Why is it that liberal networks like CNN and MSNBC refuse to report any type of news that paints Obama in a bad light? Because they get paid to keep their mouths shut, that's why.
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robvlob 2 months ago
I make a comment about a news agency based on it's track record of bad reporting.
You accuse me of being a pawn of another news agency I could care less about as if you're defending the first one.
Who's the pawn here?
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Guknowit 2 months ago
MSNBC
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NickyAmerica 2 months ago
No, they got it from every news outlet ever made.
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