Online Christmas Card 2010

Online Christmas Card
Written by Sera and
Amber Johnson Dec 2010

This is this years' Christmas card
I'm sending it online
Last years was expensive
And it wasn't there on time

Just like last year's Christmas card
We send you lots of love
And unlike last years Christmas card
It's coming from above

[Chorus]
There is no expensive postage,
No delayed delivery,
To make an online Christmas card,
'Cause it's absolutely free!
We'd give you hugs and kisses,
If we were there with you,
We'd make some little snowmen
And make hot chocolate too.
We will be content now,
From a distance far too great,
With a simple online Christmas card,
That won't be one week late

If Santa could deliver you
The postage over-night
He'd still be just a tad bit slow
Compared to Youtube's instant
-one-click-and-you've-got-it-cause-its-so-easy-
your-grandma-could-do-it-and-she-probably-
did-even-before-you-did-something-that-
rhymes-with-ite!

We tried the paper Christmas cards
But they're SO LAST YEAR
Even Santa's got a GPS
To help out his reindeer

[CHORUS]

And we didn't need to buy a pack
From Walmart's Card selection
We didn't need an envelope
To reach online perfection

We'd love to pay a visit
Cause a card should not suffice, (every year)
But the roads are too dang slippery
Enclosed in sheets of ice!

[CHORUS]

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Online Christmas Card
• Music Video

[Gaddian]

@kairenette *wiggle wiggle* =D

[Gaddian]

@Jeanikins Why thank you! And to you as well! :D

[Gaddian]

@meganAbMt Unfortunately, the roomie was off visiting peoples in Idaho of all places. A little too far away to get in the footage. :) However, we'll be sure to snag her next time that some music video is in production. Hope your Christmas was awesome! 

[meganAbMt]

Hey....I know that couch! And that kitchen......and that tree......and that fridge........ but where's the crazy roomie??? Very catchy song - I wish I'd watched this before Christmas, I totally would've used it....'cause I'm poor.

[Jeanikins]

How cute - Have yourselves a crazy little Christmas.

[kairenette]

Yay! You wiggled at the end. This is obviously sheer genius... hurray!