Conservatives Rewrite The Bible
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Now I would love to see Edward Current rewrite the Bible.
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Yeah, jesus was a socialist.
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Don't encourage him LOL
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@pirbird14 Ohhhhhh ok my mistake , so you as i do subscribe to the whole " christ was made up" ooohh ok. sorry sir.
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@XLuminariumX "What happened to the peace loving baby jesus?"
I doubt there ever was one. I'm inclined to believe Eisenmann is right when he says that Paul totally made up Christianity. I have no idea where you get the idea that I advocate violence. I've never said anything remotely like that in my entire life.
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@pirbird14 your nothing but a bad joke dude,
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@pirbird14 "jesus wants us to kill them: Lk. 19:27" really? dosent "satan" kill? Hmm? What happend to the peace loving baby jesus?
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@pirbird14 Christianity has become a death cult, you take joy in death you sick fuck. tell me how can you sleep at night? hmm? "Liberals want to negotiate with their enemies;" yeah thats what a civilized world dose. you advocate violence. which makes you dangerous."Liberals preach tolerance and inclusiveness: Jesus teaches absolute separation" , yeah because according to the bible matthew 10:34 Jesus sounds just like Satan. prince of peace my ass. lol
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@pirbird14 Judging by your nazist comment id say your rather a danger to the public
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@pirbird14 Judging by your nazist comment id say your rather a danger to the public. LOL
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@aartvegan Yes, your correct , Jesus Will "Punish the rebel kings of the earth" so says the bible. LOL sounds fascist to meh. XD
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@XLuminariumX Not likely, dude.
Christianity does not have a liberal bias. Liberals would like to eradicate poverty; Jesus we will always have poverty Mt. 26:11, Mk. 14:7, John 12:8.
Liberals want to negotiate with their enemies; Jesus wants us to kill them: Lk. 19:27
Liberals preach tolerance and inclusiveness: Jesus teaches absolute separation from those who don't agree with us: Mt. 10:14, Mk. 6:11, Lu. 9:5.
Liberal Christianity is a product of the Enlightenment.
pirbird14 2 years ago
That may be so, but conservative Christianity, in its most notorious form of fundamentalist Christianity, is by and large a 19th century backlash response to liberal Christianity.
"Original" Christianity would not be recognizable to anyone currently alive.
DavidJohnWellman 2 years ago
You are fucking kidding right?! If so you're a fucking Genius!
No one could make this up....
dackjaniels555 2 years ago
I wish I was kidding. And not just because it would make me a genius.
DavidJohnWellman 2 years ago
I think that site must be a parody site.
KevinSolway 2 years ago
It is not.
Weep for our future.
DavidJohnWellman 2 years ago