The scariest two seconds. Ever.

From the last episode of FMP? Fumoffu!

Let's make a list of events leading up to this moment:

Sousuke ordered a special sight for his gun through a weapons dealer he's done business with before. Instead of the right item, he gets a canister with the International Biohazard sign on the side. In a lapse of sanity due to his nonexistent childhood, he brought this canister to school and looked it over during lunch break while he called his weapons dealer and told him about how he got the wrong item.

Also for the same reason, he had earlier set up a high voltage trap ("out of kindness", he says) by the "do not enter" sign at a construction site in the school.

Sousuke gets called to the office at school for the aforementioned trap during the lunch break, and he leaves the canister on his desk.

Ono D (I know it's a weird name), arriving on screen, was finally able to buy the "Excessive Heat God Curry Bread" before they were sold out. Feeling proud of himself, he took a huge bite out of it with an "itadakimasu!"

A graphical depiction of his mouth at that moment would be a nuclear bomb going off.

Ono D (yes, that's really his name!) starts reaching for nearby water bottles for anything to cool his mouth off. After two empty jugs, he takes Sousuke's canister, and in about 2 seconds, screws off the lid, flips a safety latch, unhooks another latch, screws off the inner chamber, and proceeds to throw the green contents of the canister all over his face (he was desperate).

One the girls watching this (and laughing at him in her head) finally decided to offer her water bottle, which he takes and cools off in 3 seconds flat.

Of course, drinking water doesn't actually dispel spicyness neat and quick like that, but who cares.

While everyone talks about how much Ono D's dick just grew, Shinji, who had noticed the Biohazard sign on the bottle before, is currently freaking out at the contents of the bottle spilled over the floor, which were bubbling, and at some point turned a lovely shade of pink.

*Timeskip, during which they mopped up the goop*

Sousuke gets backs, sees the empty bottle, extracts what happened from Ono D, seals up the classroom, puts on his biosuit, and takes the head of the classroom. He explains to everyone, dead serious as he always is, that a very dangerous bacteriological weapon was released in the classroom. "It is greedy and fierce. Once it infects a human through air, it will not stop until it eats up it's prey. That is what it said in the manual"

And that's where my video comes in :D

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• anime
• Full
• metal
• panic
• FMP
• Fumoffu
• Chidori

[DETH19952]

I think the title meant 1:20 - 1:23

[TheJP3372]

0:11 Oh Sh!t L4D Hunter

[HappleProductions]

1:22 Wouldn't this make an awesome desktop wallpaper?

[VirusVescichetta]

@FlamingAtheist Sounds legit

[FlamingAtheist]

@VirusVescichetta He wanted to give them a false sense of security....... for the lulz

[VirusVescichetta]

See, what I don't get is he gets the crap kicked out of him there, but five minutes later he beats down the entire class on his own.

[mrtrixxxter]

@Flylake artificial fabrics made from petroleum. the president of the school gives his coat to one of the naked girls, cant remember her name, because it's made of wool and won't be eaten.

[Flylake]

@1AMBERHACKNEY2D as it turns out, the bacteria only eats clothes made out of wool(i think) and everyone at the school ends up naked...

and no... im not kidding... :P

[1AMBERHACKNEY2D]

Do they die?

[TwIsTeDEnKo]

Sousuke: *looks up and asks* Does everyone understand now? *sees what's coming and for the first time in his professional soldier career...feels the chill of fear crawl up his spinal cord*

Me? I'd shit a house.

[lenuttaja3]

hillarious

[tefras14]

The best closure to a cheesy anime speech