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Kanye West Heartless Parody

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Uploaded by on Sep 9, 2009

Took a long time to edit, but it's an alright outcome. Here are the lyrics:

I Got A Boner In My Pants:

In the morning when I wake up I have a feeling in my pants
A hardening of some sort and its hard as land
I got a boner In my pants
Why do I have this boner
I got a boner I my pants

I slowly get up
Something rises in my itchy lap
And this irritation of some sort
Damn its long nowhere freakin short

I got a hide the way I walk now
So I lean forward and I start to bow
I hope my b ball pants arent see through
Because if they are I am so screwed

I slowly walk my way to the washroom
Shit its occupied now what do I do
The hardening is getting harder
Not only that its getting larger

In the morning when I wake up I have a feeling in my pants
A hardening of some sort and its hard as land
I got a boner In my pants
Why do I have this boner
I got a boner I my pants

Bathroom door is now open
I quickly run inside and unzip my pants
I start wizzing into the white bowl
Gosh this feeling is soothing my soul

I zip myself up and leave this washroom
And go hang out in the damn living room
I start to watch this weird teen chick film
About boys and girl running in a gym

There comes up a freakin love making scene
Theyre goin at each other these friggin teens
I start to get that damn boner once more
What do I do now its come back for sure

In the morning when I wake up I have a feeling in my pants
A hardening of some sort and its hard as land
I got a boner In my pants
Why do I have this boner
I got a boner I my pants

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  • now when i see the vid with this song it is much funnier. btw how was your 1st day at school?

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