Granny Panties

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Song version of:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/deywi/iama_30_year_old_male_whos_into_g...

Because I saw ya at the check out line
You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine
I knew ya was for real
When I saw ya rollin in ya Oldsmobile

I want to watch you water your fern,
Run my hands all through that perm
I couldn't help maself when I saw ya crows feet
I'd help dat ass across the street

Granny panties you're my Viagra
I'm the youngest guy who'll ever tag ya
Take out your dentures, let's go to bed
You're my Golden Girl, and I'm your Father Ted

Don't wear a thong, it would feel so wrong
Turn up the hearing aid and nod to this song
Get out your walker, let's go for a spin
'fore I part the gray curtains 'n put Jimmy in
Your mature squealing is the best I've ever heard
You're not a cougar you're snow leopard
Don't need a condom cuz those eggs are expired
Law and Order's over, man I'm tired!

Wanna lick every wrinkle on your body
There's nothing quite like a geriatric hottie
Back that ass up, and I'll work it hard
Then you can send me five dollars in a birthday card.

I love the smell of diapers in the morning

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[LoststeamVAA]

best song I ever heard

[cinematiks]

you are a couple years late on this one

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[JammoBlammo]

Favorited.

[billma12345]

Get rid of the acoustic, add a beat (garage band) and start spittin out rhymes

[acharshreyas]

you just went from leonard cohen to bryan adams!